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# When news collides
with some other news


story | my not recently updated newsmash gallery | horses
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Husband Storing
I want to click this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ^this
take them out when you're feeling horny, stuff 'em back with the christmas pressies and old shoes when you're done!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Hello there little old lady...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)
# hey, i'm not that little!
hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)
# auto response
sorry

:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)
# not so much auto response
as auto chorlton and the wheelies response! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)
# how do you know these things?


I'm Death


sorry, HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?

no, I'm DEATH you idiot
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)
# COWER NOW, BRIEF MORTAL,
FOR I AM DEATH, 'GAINST WHOM NO LOCK WILL HOLD NOR FASTENED PORTAL BAR, HERE TO TAKE MY TALLY ON THIS NIGHT OF KINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I thought you'd changed the picture but you haven't!

THERE ARE NO CANOEISTS IN THAT PICTURE! KEEP FUCKING LOOKING! Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Look closer!



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Loch Awe
Awe.. that's nice...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha
*clicks paddling help*
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:34, archived)
# special offer
(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)
# oh no!
a tesco value post made me chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)
# that's one of the signs
of the apocalypse, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *quietly hides quartet of horsemen in drawer*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)
# that must be
one huge drawer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I like the Scots
A total of 20 coastguards, five police officers and a number of local volunteers took part in shoreline searches that were hampered by snow and fog.
A spokesman for Clyde Coastguard said the search had probably cost about £6,000

If this was done in England it would have cost millions
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)