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[challenge entry] happy xmas !

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(I_am_B, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)
# But does it contain
the strangest of all meats, turkey ham?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I get pissed off when I see that in the shops!
ANd I just accidentally clicked 'i like this' to your statement:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)
# \o/
BM are the only company that make it. It's wierd!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Well people think 'Well its cheap and it's meat so I'll buy it'
If it's not good enough meat to put in a fry up don't get it I say.

'Honey. Do you wnat a turkey-ham butty for breakfast? I know you went out on the piss last night.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
# SPAM
best of all the meat bastards
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Turkey
Bacon.......

I bet thers neither in it.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Or that veggie crap that pretend to be bacon
I kid ye not 'Fakon'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)
# "meat bastards"....
..is a phrase that should gain wider acceptance within the catering and retail environment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)
# bastard meat toucher
BMT
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)
# ^this
better than meat derivatives
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)
# mechanically separated meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)
# How exactly..
Does one "Mechanically" remove meat from a carcass?

I thought it was a high powered hose, then the bits are sweeped up, and then taken away and made into things...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)
# that makes it sound like
the meat was having a fight and they had to employ a robot to break it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)
# MEAT FIGHT!

GO ON YOU MEATY BASTARD GIVE HIM WHAT FOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:08, archived)
# *meat punches*
*ducks*
*chickens*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)
# SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
The meaty bastard vs killer the robot! Don't miss out!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)
# i'll have a tenner
on killer to win in the first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)
# like roadkill
the pigeon was mechanically separated from its head, and now i'm enjoying this tasty doner kebab
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)
# the finest meat bastard sausages
chock full of lips and trotters.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)
# and..
teeth!
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)
# that stuff is rank
it's like skin grafts in a packet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha skin grafts come from the bum
That's prime steak compared to reclaimed meat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)
# mmmmm rump
best of all the arse-related by-products
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)
# You've never seen a pig and a turkey getting it on then?
oh that reminds me I need that DVD back when you get a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)