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# Ahhh
I spent ages wondering what Oscar had to do with anal porn films...then realised what I was missing was a different interpretation ;)

Woo to this sir!

And a narrow escape for you from a TJ/Pearoast from last night that no-one saw even though I spent loveyoulongtime on it and thought it was worth a giggle at least
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# mummy!!
can i have the day off work please?!
i want to go home!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Sure thing son
*writes note*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:56, archived)
# YAY!!!
*hands note to boss*

*is sacked*

MUM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Tsk!
You should have used this one
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...then they'd have felt sorry for you
I didn't have a tablet
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:04, archived)
# it was a tablet that made him not right in the head to begin with!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!
*keeps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I got three days off coming soon...
well friday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:00, archived)
# i'll have the 19th off my nippers playschool play dealy,
then the 20th because the missus is having injections in her hips.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:02, archived)
# JESSIE! *gently and loosely curls round new neck*
let's see it then
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# word up minkster!
*pinches arse*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Wotcha meester
Down below

...much too slow :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:05, archived)
# linkage?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *cough*

Click it for biggers

/weeposting Rhore
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I is a cock-er-nee, all right, don't you know

well, for the last 12 years and through maternal heritage...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:06, archived)
# :D
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)
# crivvens
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# You love it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I don't remember that! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:00, archived)