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# I'll chuck this out now....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:48, archived)
# aggresive hobo's
is there anything more ace?

'NING YOU SEXY BITCHES!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Oi oi wooden boy!
*dadhugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:52, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
*super sonhugs*

you alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# I am indeed sonny boy!
Where have you been? We were up all night wanking worried about you...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)
# O_o
i had to take your grand-daughter to the doctors yesterday.
she's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Glad to hear it
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
# 'ningles son
You behavin'?
Where's me brekkie? I've just had a scout of the kitchen and there is a disappointing lack of breakfast items
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:56, archived)
# oh yeah,
about that....
the tramp i let live in our shed had a party and made me get food for them..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:57, archived)
# ning you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# and you!
did i miss anything yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I don't know
i've slept since then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# slept?
SLEPT?!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# 'NING YOU SEXY LITTLE BUGGER
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *gyrates*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:02, archived)
# *tucks a tenner in your undies*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:05, archived)
# what undies?
*helicopters*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)
#
*helicopters*

ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21IRL5NIbuL._AA280_.jpg

ning cutiepops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:16, archived)
# 'ning giant penis!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Dead Pavarotti will never fit in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# there's plenty of room!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Ahhh
I spent ages wondering what Oscar had to do with anal porn films...then realised what I was missing was a different interpretation ;)

Woo to this sir!

And a narrow escape for you from a TJ/Pearoast from last night that no-one saw even though I spent loveyoulongtime on it and thought it was worth a giggle at least
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# mummy!!
can i have the day off work please?!
i want to go home!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Sure thing son
*writes note*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:56, archived)
# YAY!!!
*hands note to boss*

*is sacked*

MUM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Tsk!
You should have used this one
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

...then they'd have felt sorry for you
I didn't have a tablet
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:04, archived)
# it was a tablet that made him not right in the head to begin with!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!
*keeps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I got three days off coming soon...
well friday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:00, archived)
# i'll have the 19th off my nippers playschool play dealy,
then the 20th because the missus is having injections in her hips.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:02, archived)
# JESSIE! *gently and loosely curls round new neck*
let's see it then
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# word up minkster!
*pinches arse*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Wotcha meester
Down below

...much too slow :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:05, archived)
# linkage?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *cough*

Click it for biggers

/weeposting Rhore
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I is a cock-er-nee, all right, don't you know

well, for the last 12 years and through maternal heritage...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:06, archived)
# :D
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)
# crivvens
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# You love it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I don't remember that! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Slap cunt the bitch!

Oh and a sneaky pea from last night...



'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:57, archived)
# hahaha!!
'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Have a compo one as well:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:00, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:05, archived)
# ningles sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:00, archived)
# 'ningles matey
Are we planning a thorough decking of the halls on the morrow?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:01, archived)
# My halls are always decked
serves em right for looking at my bird
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Yeah I gave my halls a damn good decking too.
I made most my decorations this year as the builders squashed all my lights and baubles (ouchy).
I do have this as a centre piece.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# ^ This ^
* I made one of them yesterday as well!

NING RG

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)