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# Does that iron weight say 'buttfag' on it?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Your mind wants it to say that
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:37, archived)
# hello i am a buttfag.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:38, archived)
# Cursor hovers over "butt"
*wants to right click


*noooooo
Knows it will be I love horses

*Clicks

WOW....not I love horses
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:40, archived)
# that's because i love butts.
butts.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:41, archived)
# I love b.uu..u.tt....ssss...I love b u...tt....sssss
Nope ...doesnt work quite as well
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:43, archived)
# "I LOVE BUTTSECKS, BEST OF ALL THE IN AND OUT"
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:44, archived)
# I SEE A NEW AD CAMPAIGN.
YOU CAN'T HAVE 'BUTTER' WITHOUT A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:46, archived)
# I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BIGGER!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:48, archived)
# SOFT AND READY TO SPREAD.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Got a samidge shop next door to where i work...
Went in and ordered a bacon samidge with butter and tamato sauce, the woman behind the counter then informed me that i wasnt allowed to order using the the descriptions "Butter" and "Tomato sauce" I asked why and she informed
me that just incase the butter wasnt butter and the tomato sauce wasnt made from tomato's it covered them against being sued. I had to use the words "spread" and "red sauce" instead.
How fucked up is that?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:52, archived)
# shirley, you jest?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Nope...truth
*and dont call me shirley blog
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:54, archived)
# she sounds like a 'high-functioning' mental person.
one of those that get hired to make them/the community feel good and as a tax break to the owners. 'sandwich mong' is crass and rude, but there you have it.

siblings shouldn't breed.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:56, archived)
# High levels of inbreeding where i live
*twitchs
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:58, archived)
# GIVE ME TOMATO OR GIVE ME DEATH
 
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:06, archived)
# VENDETTASAUCE.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:07, archived)
#
Red sauce = tomato
Brown sauce = ?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:10, archived)
# POTATO
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:17, archived)
# HAMBURGERS
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:26, archived)
# SPREAD!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Surely you can order whatever you want
and it's her responsibility to tell you if her product does not meet your specifications?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 7:32, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:00, archived)
# I have just leaked HAHHAHHHAHHAHHHAA
FUcking ace

*writes down in "things to do before i die" book
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:04, archived)
# haha!
saw that earlier and 'liked' it.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:58, archived)