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# Chairs in the wild frequently go for weeks without food.
The child lives off a gooey substance in the mother's pouch
consisting primarily of used chewing gum and lost pennies.
Television remote controls are a source of fibre
but due to their rarity they are usually discounted from
any diet plans they may have.

CFB
This rare photo was taken without much warning causing the blurriness you see.
We at Furniture Zoo are very proud to have obtained this image.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
Woosome :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:18, archived)
# I was browsing for Chair pics, but I stopped when I found this
flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=427794530&size=o
If I were a chair i would want this on me.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7891898
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:24, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Hell,
she can sit on me anyday!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:24, archived)
# QUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAID!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:19, archived)
# I'm going to bed now.
I'm giving the orders and we're coming in tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Sleep well Chicago and dream of large women.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Surely TV remotes fall into their dietry requirements.
If not then I have a unique species in my place.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:24, archived)
# They provide a source of fibre, yes,
yesbut they are very rare and do not gain much from the odd one or two.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Remotes: the bamboo of chair cuisine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:32, archived)
# I want a new chair
I want one that I can use for computering type works, and also that I can turn around and use for TV watching and general lounging. i do not think such a thing exists for a reasonable price.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Ever heard of bumcheeks?
They're free too!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2:28, archived)
# those chares are hilarious.
gahan wilson did a cartoon about them years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 5:35, archived)