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# My Macarthur Park Cake is melting in the rain


sorry if it is a bit huge - I tried to better optimize...

but it is my 5th B3irthday!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 7:58, archived)
# You'll get your candle icon in a bit, but here's mine then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:01, archived)
# um. you're early.
and here i am still in just my pants. well, nothing can help it, so have a sit down and some ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:02, archived)
# I know, and thanks for the I scream
but I have a music gig at way too early AM to post on "my GMT Sunday" so I did it now

world time is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:06, archived)
# skip it, have the bassoon guy fill in for you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:08, archived)
# I would,
but it is an Emperor Norton Day Celebration gig - we play at his actual gravesite! (with much beer.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:12, archived)
# ah, that gets a pass, then.
you are dressing up, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Oh yes!
but we are in the middle of a huge rainstorm here so everybody will probably be covered up.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:25, archived)
# wear body paint and grass seed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Hee hee.
But i take issue with the photo count at the bottom.
4,488,649,800 (that's billions of photos)
Sooo...
If that's the number of billions of photos then every person alive must have posted ~750,000,000 photos each...
That's cock, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Sadly no candle no birthday.
EDIT: But mini hippo returns anyway:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:04, archived)
# Hippy Bird Day


Ning All

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:09, archived)
# hoppy borthday.







ahhhh, memories....

www.b3ta.com/board/666666
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I had a memory once
Not sure where I put in though:)

It's quiet so I'm going to have a descrete pea.



(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Everytime I hear the name Alistar Darling
I think of Darling out of Blackadder goes Forth and all the related jokes:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:29, archived)
# absolutely!
I always hear reporters on TV making subtle allusions to it too.

There is some vague Alistair Darling buds of Theresa May pic to be made but I decided they're not worthy of my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:33, archived)
# And he was hoping for Vanessa:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Thank you all so very much -
b3ta has made my brain very happy/confused/entertained/etc for so many years and I stand in slack-jawed awe at so many of the great things so many of you all have done!

if only there was some way to let people see it on their computers or something....
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:18, archived)
# There is!
Post it notes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 8:29, archived)
# :) Congratulations, you're slightly older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)