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Why no honey, thats not lipstick on my collar, i cut myself shaving...

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(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# yes, because as we know
all men bleed frosted rose pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# That's not normal?
*tugs collar and make gyyeaar noise*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# no
nor is pissing lilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# *drinks piss*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# there's plenty more
where that came from!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Bannana and peach flavour?
I bought crates of it when they brought that out. Delicous.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# definitely not banana
banana is evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Negative.
Bannana is right. On cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# do i have to explain
my bananaphobia again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Looks that way.
Haunting experience as a child?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# zoo trip.
monkey. mouthful of slimy, mushed-up banana. in my face.
need i say more?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Awww.
Sounds like he was trying to feed you. Poor monkey. I hope you were courteous.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# i puked everywhere
if i even smell a banana now, i feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# So it didn't involve adult experimentation and a trip to A&E?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# no
not that time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I always imagined it as being "nyawwwwwrrr" or something to that effect..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I tend to follow the example of that Simpsons epsidode.
Where he's sitting in the sauna and he does it to his skin and says,
"Wait a second, I'm not wearing a collar!" Classic. I wish there was an emoticon for that. It'd be indispensible. Along with a raised eyebrow one.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# favourite Simpsons line at the moment (Moe, of course):
"HOW ABOUT SOME FACE-TIME WITH SWEET LADY BRICK?"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Oh yeah that's a good one.
I miss the Simpsons' hay-day.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# still repeating them on weekends over here.
 
still funny, remarkably.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# "She used to hit me, in my sleep."
"How?"
"Whaddya mean how? with her fist!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# "So then I'd fall asleep and then pow! pow!
so then an argument.
Then I'd fall asleep again and then pow! pow!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# hey its your b3taday tomorrows!
*bakes a cake*
I don't know the name of the original film... so TJ : www.b3ta.com/board/7934136 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# thanks!
and what a glorious year it has been...

thanks
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I'm guessing the line "funniest picture in 10 years" is from the original poster...
it seems kind of odd to me that a movie made by a major studio would make that claim, since to me at least it implies that their comedies had either stagnated completely or had been getting progressively less funny for 10 years.
Just an observation.
*wipes froth from chin*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# but it is still a great movie.
 
so then I got very hungry and I went and bought a hamburger and then I ate two, rare
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Huh?
Am I missing something here?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# part of Judy Holliday's testimony about shooting her husband (in "Adam's Rib").
 
imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# A burger no doubt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# where do you think he got the second hamburger from?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Careful dear.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# "..you just say that cause you can't think of anything else to say, you don't care whether I live or die!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# It's certainly the funniest picture I've seen in ten years
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Number of image challenge posts is approaching
1200!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Apparently I'm a cunt for pointing out how many entries there are.
Well, that and harrassing Aphex the Mink for having the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# not his fault it got chosen
well not entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Apparently he wanted people to make actual movies, and it's everyone else's fault that they used posters instead.
Despite his use of four posters as examples of his idea.

IT'S ALL HIS FAULT, ROB CAN'T HELP HIMSELF IF SOMEONE SUGGESTS MOVIE POSTERS. IT'S LIKE A RED FLAG TO A BULL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# hahahah
Good job everthing will be back in the capable hands of Fraser tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Maybe they're suggesting that it's the funniest thing you'll see in the next 10 years
although that is a kinda depressing thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# "This movie is the peak of your life. It's all downhill from here"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# "Everyone you know and care about will die one day"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# "Everyone you know will one day be dead!"
 
www.qwantz.com/archive/000484.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Haha!
I was trying to remember where I got that from.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)
# HAPPY DOG THE HAPPY DOG IS THE HAPPIEST DOG IN HIS STREET.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:05, archived)
# it is
yes that is on the original movie poster.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)