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# Oh I have no idea.
In other news, Captain isn't allowed a lunch break today as her clients are fucking retards and she has to sort out their mess yetafuckinggain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# What did they do now?
*roles eyes
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# roles?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yes
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Fuckuppery of data for the heptogactomagnetobazillioncorinthiontrillionth time.
*head on desk*

Can someone please explain to me why people on over double my salary can't fill in a form that I've explained at least ten times?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# uh...
because they're dense?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I want a better reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I want, I want, I want!!
Don't you ever think about MY needs?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# All the time.
And then I think 'fuck it.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# pfft.
Well, you're nothing if honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Because I pay people to do that for me.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *cries*
If you pay more than 16K can I do it instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *hugs*
Fae, If I could, I would - you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# :D
That I do, that I do. You lovely, lovely man.

Tell everyone in your office that a big chested lady pirate says you're lovely and they're all average at best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *gets all misty-eyed*
Bless you, Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :D
MWA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :)
I take it they work in Banks and other Finance places.
Those people are too stupid to fill in forms correctly too. They also go ape shit when their name is spelt wrongly.
Must have changed from what they filled in on the website via the naughty mail merge application.
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Nope. fraid not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# becuase they have to justify their salaries by telling you to do things.
even if its the same thing over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Ives! Clean That Up!
I must have told you 100 times!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!
*mops*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# That's terrible.
...
..
.

How many is a brazilian..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Many. That's all you need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *forgets everything else*
Help!
Who am I?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)