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Edit: And no, I'm not going to help on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# because you're worth it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *squints*
i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I didn't want to be the first to say it.
but ditto.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# likewise

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# TESCO VALUE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Oh I have no idea.
In other news, Captain isn't allowed a lunch break today as her clients are fucking retards and she has to sort out their mess yetafuckinggain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# What did they do now?
*roles eyes
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# roles?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yes
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Fuckuppery of data for the heptogactomagnetobazillioncorinthiontrillionth time.
*head on desk*

Can someone please explain to me why people on over double my salary can't fill in a form that I've explained at least ten times?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# uh...
because they're dense?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I want a better reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I want, I want, I want!!
Don't you ever think about MY needs?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# All the time.
And then I think 'fuck it.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# pfft.
Well, you're nothing if honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Because I pay people to do that for me.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *cries*
If you pay more than 16K can I do it instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *hugs*
Fae, If I could, I would - you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# :D
That I do, that I do. You lovely, lovely man.

Tell everyone in your office that a big chested lady pirate says you're lovely and they're all average at best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *gets all misty-eyed*
Bless you, Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :D
MWA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :)
I take it they work in Banks and other Finance places.
Those people are too stupid to fill in forms correctly too. They also go ape shit when their name is spelt wrongly.
Must have changed from what they filled in on the website via the naughty mail merge application.
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Nope. fraid not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# becuase they have to justify their salaries by telling you to do things.
even if its the same thing over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Ives! Clean That Up!
I must have told you 100 times!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!
*mops*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# That's terrible.
...
..
.

How many is a brazilian..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Many. That's all you need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *forgets everything else*
Help!
Who am I?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Do the flags spell out the filename?
Thus implying something about the orientation of sailors?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# How queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Right, so it's a Russian and a Chinese sailor...
There's a venn diagram of their flags...

"Whale meat a venn, don't know where, don't know venn"

I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# haha
you should get points for effort

*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# If there was some trees
I'm sure I would be barking up the wrong one
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Actually with the quality of your answer
the tree would fall on you for:
a) barking at it with intent
b) pity
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I think i'll leaf this brain teaser alone
somebody will get to the root of it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# The writing says
ha-sho-tsu-ma-kyu, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# OK - The Cap'n is getting closer now.
G'wan.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Is it
"We're going to cheat at the Olympics"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
It bloody well should have been!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I may or may not have made that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I KNEW IT!!!!
Not that i'm calling you a liar, little miss pants-on-fire
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Ha-moo-kwa-la-tse-no-tye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Are you just reading the back of a chinese menu?
i'll have the cream of sum-yung-gai
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# moo-prong-kwatalam.
Oh hang on, that's Thai.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Oh dear, I was waiting for *someone* to do that one...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# You don't have to be communist to work here; but it helps.
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# WTHAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Sorry, guv.
I'm having a bit of an 'odd' day.
I know I shouldn't inflict it on the board.

But I did anyhow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Okay, but just explain this to me, one day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Full of Eastern promises promises?
dunno
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)