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# YES!
You have a map, so don't ask me whwere the fucking British Museum is. Use your fucvking map!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hello - I'm a Londoner.
As you know, we're all world-renowned for our friendliness, so, when I'm having a cigarette outside my faceless corporate building, you know that I'll be only too pleased to ACT AS A FUCKING TOURIST INFORMATION CENTRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Londoners are (in general) such utter shits.
50% yuppie scum, 49% chav scum. 1% human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# (all the yuppies live in Surrey)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I think your mistaken
Working in the centre of London I would say I am more 70% yuppie scum, 29.5% chav scum and 0.5% human,

and 100% richer than you, don't you know!

*runs to check bank balance*
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# richer, but I doubt happier.
:D

And I meant 1 % of Londoners are human. Not 1% of each Londoner.

edit- hang on, I live in Buckinghamshire. That's where all the rich people who work in London come back to. Well, some of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Not that rich either really
I admit it, I have to eat Boots Meal Deals to afford my over inflated London mortgage.

*sobs quietly*
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I'm not in any way rich.
But I don't need to be, I've got everything I need.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Well fuck you, then.
Thanks for judging me on where I live.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You're ever so welcome.
Thanks for forgetting that this may be a website where people say things in jest. Christ, you can joke about rape, incest, child kidnapping, death, disability, racism, sexism, homophobia etc, but you can't make a sweeping statement in jest against Londoners.

Am I meant to think you're all lovely people now or something? Because I must say, you've convinced me. Sweet and friendly.


Oh, and by the way, most people on here judge Americans on where they live. Or is that different?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I don't judge Americans
I don't judge anyone. I'd thank you to return the effort.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I judge Americans on being fat, ignorant and stupid
Where they live is actually quite a nice place.
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# excuse me,
could you direct me towards the British Museum please?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Yeah - it's just over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah, it's just behind that big building
with British Museum written on it.

Yeah, just behind that.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)