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# I can understand that veggo's like to join in at a barbecue, so I have no real problem with vegetarian sausages as such.
Why anyone would want to take this to such an extreme as to make a can of vegan haggis, I will never know.

HEY GUYS, I JUST CARVED MY STEAK INTO A BUNCH OF LENTILS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)
# heh. you stop that!
at barbecues i eat beer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# we had some tofu on the barbie the other weekend.
 
also, eggplant.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# mmm, i like both.
we had crazy pasts here tonight - anything in the fridge was chopped up and put in the sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)
# I have a crazy past too, but I'm hoping my future will be crazier.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)
# oh crap typo crap.
*doesn't ninja*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# I can BBQ for Vegs.
Squash, and many others hold well on the grill.
Several soak up sauce and glaze quite nicely too.
Just put their proten on the side and in the afters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# AND SPUNK IN THEIR EYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Veggies can cater for themselves when I'm cooking.
If someone tells me they won't eat what I've spent all day cooking for them, it's their problem not mine.

I guess that's why I don't throw dinner parties.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# it's better when meatheads don't cook for us, anyway.
some of the culinary abominations i've been served have no right existing outside of torture chambers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)
# *shudders*
 
IT'S LIKE DINNER WITH MY MOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:32, archived)
# i'll type two words which should never have been juxtaposed, but were said to me and then the slab of hell was put on my plate:
JERK TOFU.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)
# oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:28, archived)