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(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Removable tofu brain!
Haha, fantastic!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# heh, let's have the zombie movie argument again.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# THEY'RE NOT UNDEAD IF IT'S A VIRUS
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)
# OR IF YOU MAKE THEM OUT OF PARTS.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
# ALSO, SCIENCE HAS NO PART IN A ZOMBIE MOVIE.
YOU DON'T STAND AROUND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE ZOMBIES, YOU EITHER RUN AWAY OR HACK AT THEM WITH A CHAINSAW/FLAMETHROWER.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)
# IF YOU HAVE A GUN, SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:55, archived)
#
cricket bat.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)
# ZOMBIES DO NOT COOPERATE
NOR WILL ANY CONVERSE WITH FOOD*.

*"Brainz!" is acceptable, but no more than that.


(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)
# what if they were translators at the UN before they died/were infected?
zombies like that would probably chat up a storm.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Only to eachother and in a pan-by.
Evil Dead (etc) uses that kind of thing.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:07, archived)
# BUT THEIR NOT ZOMBIES
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:10, archived)
# Why I went with "kind of thing" there, yes.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:11, archived)
# a gif image has frames that work.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:13, archived)
# IF THEY DON'T, IT'S...
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:16, archived)
# ahhhahhahahah!
 
ME AN' OLD DOUBLE BARREL HERE.. BLOW YOUR BUTTS TO KINGDOM COME!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:25, archived)
# if i were a zombie i'd talk to people all the time.
i'd post here still, too.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:14, archived)
# VIRUS HAGGIS.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)
# zombie teddies for seriously disturbed furries.
www.shopatron.com/product/part_number=Bear_J/398.0.17692.0.0.0.0

O WAIT THERE ISN'T ANY OTHER KIND.

also, their t-shirt models look like the kind of people whose drinks I spill at gigs
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Wow, there are some really lame bitches in there.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)
# I JUST WANNA BE DIFFERENT, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I WANNA BE LIKE
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:00, archived)
# I LIKE DRESSING THIS WAY BECAUSE PEOPLE NOTICE ME.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)
# THEY'RE LAUGHING OPENLY AT ME BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.
 
also: as a fellow "angry music nerd", I am still reading and much enjoying Dr Thorpe's old columns
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:09, archived)
# I've been going over old ones for most of the day, yes.
I hope you've read the 'faking it' series.

www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/how-fake-it.php
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:18, archived)
# I am presently crying tears of mirth at the phrase "new band that I'd most like to chop up with a hatchet".
 
He may be in the U.S. but it reads similar to Zeropunctuation, to me..
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:24, archived)