
YOU DON'T STAND AROUND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE ZOMBIES, YOU EITHER RUN AWAY OR HACK AT THEM WITH A CHAINSAW/FLAMETHROWER.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:54,
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NOR WILL ANY CONVERSE WITH FOOD*.
*"Brainz!" is acceptable, but no more than that.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:59,
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*"Brainz!" is acceptable, but no more than that.

zombies like that would probably chat up a storm.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:02,
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Evil Dead (etc) uses that kind of thing.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:07,
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ME AN' OLD DOUBLE BARREL HERE.. BLOW YOUR BUTTS TO KINGDOM COME!

i'd post here still, too.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:14,
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www.shopatron.com/product/part_number=Bear_J/398.0.17692.0.0.0.0
O WAIT THERE ISN'T ANY OTHER KIND.
also, their t-shirt models look like the kind of people whose drinks I spill at gigs
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:47,
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O WAIT THERE ISN'T ANY OTHER KIND.
also, their t-shirt models look like the kind of people whose drinks I spill at gigs

also: as a fellow "angry music nerd", I am still reading and much enjoying Dr Thorpe's old columns

I hope you've read the 'faking it' series.
www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/how-fake-it.php
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:18,
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www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/how-fake-it.php