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# ever pretend your wang was lightsaber?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :-( no
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Let's pretend
ok, you be Obi Wan and I'll be Darth Vader.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# WHHOM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# THRUST JOOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Thrust what?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# that was a sound effect
rather than a climactic exclamation
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ahhhhh, I see.
What do we do now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I JOOOOOM it and wiggle it about a bit
... breathe heavily... then you disappear afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I don't want to disappear though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# erm...
ok... well, what would you rather?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# A lovely big cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# is that a position?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Everything's a position.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *assumes "Lovely Cake" position*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *BUMMERY*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# only cuz you don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# How do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# because you've never pretended it was a lightsaber
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# you miss out on so much being a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I can have an orgasm on a bus without embarrassing myself.
And I've got two big free-drink-getters strapped to me at all times.


And my goolies are harder to hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yeah but..... huh...
you win.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# OH and I forgot one
If I punch you and knock you out, I get a certain level of respect.

If you punch me and knock me out, you get hated by everyone in the vicinity.


Unfair, I know. I expect to be hit back if I hit a bloke, but people have such double standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# if you punch me and knock me out
you can join the elite group of people who've discovered i'm a glass jaw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# In that case, I shall never punch you.
That wouldn't be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# agreed
bloody hell i would be the worst pirate ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# If you need to get in a fight with anyone
tag me and I'll do it for you. I'm quite suprisingly hard to floor, my head's made of tungsten carbide or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# thats why you're the captain
I can stand behind you making acerbic and surprisingly catty remarks abut your opponent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Sounds ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# we'd better start hustling bar brawls
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *tools up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahaha! no-knob!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# smooth like the hood of a Ford GT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
#
/vaguely uncomfortable blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# *wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)