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# Querk quack qurrr..


Howard the Multiduck feels lost, confused and inadequate after someone asked him to serve lunch to the entire planet today.
He doesn't even know how to make a spaghetti bolognese, and has been wandering from house to house quacking disappointingly at hungry residents in Newport.

What poor, defenseless mutated animals are you getting to do your dirty work today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# umm.....
captain pennis...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Lully!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I AM the poor, defenseless mutated animal, unfortunately.
and I'm trying to skive off of the work I'm supposed to be doing for others...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I'm the animal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Have a fluffy duck-hug.
*Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Awww *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# aww.
take a rest and go lick some tepid water from a bowl on the floor. Good Captain. *pets*


Animal? Dirty work was done sometime this morning by the cleaner. I'd not call her an animal but she's not as tasty as the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I hath a gestalt 'twixt a squirrell and a lady
it hath the tail and hair of a squirrell and the tits of a lady. Sadly, it doeth naught.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# She keeps your imagination going though, doesn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Get her too me....
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Don't know if I would
With that tail in my face and tickling my nose, I'd be sneezing all over the back of her fuzzy head.

Ah well, sacrifices must be made in the name of science - I'll do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# That's rather well done
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# thats great!
um... in a non-yiff way...
ahem..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# That's rather lovely.
I'd like one of them in the garden.

I'm going to get a 23 legged horse to hoover the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# AHHHH!!!
Kill it, then stuff it and it give to the Russians!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# :(
You make me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Don't worry he'll still look purdy!
just dead.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Canard-ly believe it...
/old
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)