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# Never realised cutting down on booze was so dangerous
(pineapple_juice, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# quite the range of replies you've got there
;)

i don't get it either...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# If i don't get it, its hardly worth the effort of pressing more than 3 buttons.
Then, if i do get it, i will edit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ?
i don't get it either.

erm please drink responsibly on alcohol-free lager?

oh i give up
(pineapple_juice, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I think you need to re-read it.
It's not alcohol free.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# still contains alcohol
so they've still gotta put it on legally
shoulda shopped it to no alcohol lager, then it'd have been pfft worthy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
# there's a lethal dose for anything
even water


mmmm water
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# There's no lethal dose of neutrinos!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Interesting
but since they have a minuscule, but non-zero mass, I suppose eating a googolplex of them will kick your bucket
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# it's ok
they go straight through you

(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Like laxatives?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)
# it's lower
if it's a special kind of water (if my days of reading teen crime fiction taught me anything)

but yes yes there is
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# OK
If were going for irrelivant, here's my chicken (I say that to all to wimmin!)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Your chicken appears to be covered in pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# rosemary:D
And this idiot was just driving the wrong way up Earls Court Road into two lanes of oncoming traffic!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Now that's living!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Sign me up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# metal in a microwave???
be you mental????

also this \/
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)
# It is currently set on oven
Plus it's actually fine to put metal in a microwave it just has to be in the centre and radially symetrical.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# which is nigh on fucking impossible
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# OK laterally radial then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# WHY
am i looking at your cock?

and more worryingly, why am I drooling at the thought of nibbling on the skin...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Oi! You looking at mi bird!
Mmmm. I think that it was maybe the best I've ever cooked. I think maybe coz I basted it every 15 minutes and stuffed it with lemon and rosemary
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)