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# I'd have lanced them for you, on the inside of your cheeks.
Or on the outside, you'd only have little scarns that could easily go away with bio oil etc.

Doctors are such wussies. Come here, I've got this scalpel thing *holds over lighter*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ewww
ain't no lancing inside my mouth. i should have just gone all out and got ichy the killer scarring.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# That'd be awesome.
C'mere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# you leave me face alone.
if anyone is going to cut my face up it'll not be stoned pirate! here i draw a line!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *looks at line*
*looks at Tom*



*lunges*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *parrys*
*counters*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Fucking fencing.
*punches, restrains and knocks out*

You're my wife now.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# this is is like boarding school all over again.
weirdly familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *slashyfuntime*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# games lessons
right i need to go to hospital before the ladywoman is home. in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hospital?
eh?

You're not allowed to be ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i've got a weird uncomfortable chest pain
and i'm an incredibly heavy smoker. these are not goo together...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ooooh dear.
Well, good luck. Let us know how you get on. How old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# 20
so its probably nothing. but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Well that's something to take comfort in.
*worries*

do let us know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i shall, no worries
i'll be back in a couple of hours so i'll keep you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# argh
I did fencing at boarding school - the teacher was a midget
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I enjoyed fencing.
Where else can you stab people you don't like and get away with it?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# alleys?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That's a good idea.
*lurks with killing knife at the ready*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# rookie mistake
you've chosen a well lit alley.
a dark alley is what you're after
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)