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# Isabella Rossellini.
Fire extinguisher shagging daughter of Grace Kelly.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Tell me more of the fire extinguisher.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# It was a red one, I think.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Could it be used
on wood, paper or electricals????
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# He didn't say.
Bloody Hopper.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# well, if it was more than 5 years ago then
all wood and paper, but not electricals
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# ahem
Grace Kelly Ingrid Bergman
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# One of them.
Blonde lass.

I knew it wasn't Grace when I was writing, but I couldn't think who it was.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# there was a girl in my uni class
who looked like Ingrid Bergman. She was seriously beautiful, and nice too, so you couldn't hate her on principle.

At graduation her four older sister turned up and they were all just as lovely. I felt like a right munter.

Still do, most days.

/emo blog
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# If I feel ugly
I just think about Kate Moss.

And then I'm filled full of lovely, lovely win.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# so it's not just me that doesn't understand teh whole kate moss thing then?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
Concave chested, boss eyed cunt that she is.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# i think she is pretty
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# You would.
;-)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# have you seen the video for "gods gonna cut you down"
by johnny cash? she's sexy as forks in that.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)