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# Isabella Wossy-leany.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Isabella Rossellini.
Fire extinguisher shagging daughter of Grace Kelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Tell me more of the fire extinguisher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# It was a red one, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Could it be used
on wood, paper or electricals????
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# He didn't say.
Bloody Hopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# well, if it was more than 5 years ago then
all wood and paper, but not electricals
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# ahem
Grace Kelly Ingrid Bergman
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# One of them.
Blonde lass.

I knew it wasn't Grace when I was writing, but I couldn't think who it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# there was a girl in my uni class
who looked like Ingrid Bergman. She was seriously beautiful, and nice too, so you couldn't hate her on principle.

At graduation her four older sister turned up and they were all just as lovely. I felt like a right munter.

Still do, most days.

/emo blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# If I feel ugly
I just think about Kate Moss.

And then I'm filled full of lovely, lovely win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# so it's not just me that doesn't understand teh whole kate moss thing then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
Concave chested, boss eyed cunt that she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# i think she is pretty
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# You would.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# have you seen the video for "gods gonna cut you down"
by johnny cash? she's sexy as forks in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# You mean
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# you have saved the thread with some much needed hummus !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I think you mean
WIS

Edit: DAMN YOU RIVERGHOST! DAMN YOU ALL TO HECK!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Is it the school holidays already?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# If I get this new job
I'll have them off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# School holidays, I mean.
And I'll be working in an all-boys grammar school. Ohhhh, the possibilities for merriment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# That's what was worrying me....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Ah, it'll be a right laugh.
I used to go to the all-girls across the road, so I know from experience how sex-crazed and helplessly horny those lads are.

Muahahahaha..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Revenge, huh?
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Not revenge, we used to work our way through them.
Imagine if there was a lad's school right next door to St Trinians.

Yeah, like that.

Plus it's literally 2 and a bit minutes walk from my house, if I'm dawdling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Arf!
And you never do that, do you?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# ALWAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *hugs*
You are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *hugs*
so are you, but you're more so, as I don't reckon you have to try as hard as I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# And you know this because you went to the school opposite
or because they are male?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Because I had first hand experience of their frenzied fumblings
for 6 years.

And I doubt they've changed all that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# You're applying
to be a child? Where do I sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# kiddy fiddler
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# BUTLINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# i have my personal education service
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Fucking hell
something tells me I'm in trouble here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# RUN AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# and they're under starters orders.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Edit: That is the winning seamshorse. True genius.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Cubist Seamscat ftw!
Beautiful, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha
PIPEFACE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# it was yours that inspired me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Well, I feel honoured, in that case sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# this is the winner by far.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# That's wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# good lord
/monacle dropping blog
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# BOOTS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I demand "Seambiscuit"!
*Stamps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Someone's definitely done one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# It was you wasn't it
ya big tease
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# No, not me
but I've definitely seen at least one 'Seambiscuit'
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Oh ok, I take it back (you're not a big tease).
The Seambiscuit i'm thinking of has David Seaman riding on it's back. It is so bonkers it's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Ok,
1. slow down a bit.
2. this is just over 50k.
3. it's quite big.

Please read our FAQ. Cheers. it might help save you from a bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I have a few nits you can pick at too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Can I eat them?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Help yourself.
They've grown fat and juicy on my delicious blood
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I was being nice to the new person.
But some nits would go well in a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)