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[challenge entry] You never go ass to mouth!

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(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# YES
Massive but I still need to squint. Prize in the post.

EDIT: Sorry, I meant: could you possibly make it a little smaller, please? Thanks awfully.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# OKIES
Smaller now, hope the eyes get better ;)
(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# \o/
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Scale 1:1
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It's quicker by pogo stick
and very probably smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# have you actually changed anything?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# always!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Carol Smillie needs her tongue cleaning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
#
cleaning removing
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
#
removing chemically burnt out by a team of clumsy, blind sadists
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
#
her tongue cleaning to be chemically burnt out by a team of clumsy, blind sadists
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
#
e clean
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I wish my surname was 'Smillie' instead of 'Miserablekunt'
I would get it changed by deed-poll but I come from a long line of Miserablekunts and it seems a bit of an insult to my family and all the other Miserablekunts out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# According to my Scottish friend
She pronounces it wrong, and it's pronounced 'smelly'.

I don't care if this is right or not, it's right for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I pronounce it 'stinkbat'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I miss changing rooms.
'HOW TO MAKE YOUR HOUSE LOOK CHEAP' it should have been called.

MDfriggingbastardF.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ^this^ hard.
if you spend a pittence, it looks like you've spent a pittence!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Ha! Smelly it is
Nobody wanted to stand next to old smelly on "Wheel of Fortune" did they.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# those scots, eh
never pronouncing things the way they're supposed to
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hehe!
i just lifted that face source for future use.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# this is my girlfriend's best friend
I find the similarity disturbing yet erotic as she does indeed have very nice buttocks.


(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# which neck is hers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Is her neck weird or is it just the angle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# no
that's her buttocks!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Mmm mmmmm
them's some mighty fine neck buttocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# necktocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Of all the sentences you never thought you'd say...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Oh B3ta is a treasure trove of things I never thought I'd say...
though admittedly, "mighty fine neck buttocks" is particularly high on that list...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# speaking of buttocks
this gem has just been posted over there
www.b3ta.com/links/Gay_Cruising_an_ill_informed_guide
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# ah cannae see you tube at work!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# bookmark it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# NECKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
#
use wanking.

also Carol smilie?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# urgh.
Reminds me of that bit in Alien Vs Predator 2 which nearly made me throw my lunch from my guts out backwards.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)