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[challenge entry] Poor Arsenal
Hawking to replace Fabregas on Saturday.



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(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Interesting image
Football is for little wussy girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Ha ha
Yeah, I'm not a fan TBH
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
# isn't
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Is.
Prove to me you are not a wussy girl. You will need one predator costume and a big butterfly net.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# will my cock wearing a predator mask do?
and me going "Grrr, I'm so tough cos I've got Predator for a cock"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Nope, got to be the whole shebang.
Unless you can hold down quite strong girls with your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I've not had one of them try to get up yet
I'd say we have our solution.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Your inexpicable hatred astounds me
Were you assaulted by a football at a young age?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# No, but I am the product of a family and upbringing
that is entirely rugbycentric.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)
# rugby is for mongtard drones and farmer's sons.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# And in the case of my dad, Oxford educated engineers ;-)
Hang on, I can't be a son at all.

I are mongtard? *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# You see...
...this is where we differ. I went to public school from the age of 4 till I was 17, then on to University... and in my own personal experience, stereotypes aside, Rugby really WAS all about the bum fun for the public schoolboy types who enjoyed that kind of thing.

I can however understand how rugby has different connotations... if you're a coal miner... or working class... or welsh. :D

Hastly edit: Or an Oxford-educated engineer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Working class and proud of it, my dear.
When you live in Buckinghamshire and work in Hertfordshire, you appreciate it. Upper class really just means 'stupid and a bit inbred, but with money'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Indeed it does.
I'm not excusing football - I've known some right twats who've played football...

...but as a middle class public schoolboy... going to stand on the terraces with all the oiks and ruffians every other saturday was my own form of redemption. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i'm more into my rugger than footy
but like both, and footy's easier to start a kickabout with. although yes, 99.2% of professional footballers are big girls, .7% are thugs, and the other .1% are Jamie Carragher and Steven Gerrard
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Rugby
is just as shit as football.

Snooker's where it's at :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# what is this game of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ultra Physics
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Football, LOL
Have the Geordie Messiah...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
that's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# He may not be a good footy player
But he can do an awesome Speak n Spell impression
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I miss my Speak & Spell.
I missed the Sly Stallone way it used to pronounce things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# it'll make their form a lot better then it was against the mighty, mighty spurs
the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)