mmm.. hairy fruits.I don't think I've tried Fruitopia, but their branding did put me off.
Sadly I tend to prefer booze and fags over fresh fruit or even juice
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 6:59,
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Cigarettes are chock-full of vitamins and essential minerals, like tar and nicotine! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:02,
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THEY HELP KEEP YOU THIN!YAY FOR CIGARETTES.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:04,
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yeah people always ask me how I stay so thin.it's very simple, I don't eat enough, and I'm a heavy user of various substances
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:06,
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People who haven't seen me in a year or two often tap my gut and ask where the extra weight came from.I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:11,
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"I ate it."Did I eat your bike?
"yes."
("yes."
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:31,
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Smoke MoreAnd cut down on the eating cycles...
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:34,
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it's not very good.now i remember why i bought it - there was a brand of juice on sale but theu were out of stock so i bought the fruitopia as i wanted a juice or drink that wasn't coffee or tea or tomato or water. i don't see their adverts, but they're probably annoying.
no fresh fruit?! gah, i'd keel over in a day.
(no fresh fruit?! gah, i'd keel over in a day.
postbear has metal knees,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:02,
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Yeah, their original ads really turned me off.Fucking DJ turntables with orange juicers in the middle while breakdancers catch the juice.
WAY TO ALIENATE YOUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC, YOU STUPID FUCKING MARKETING CUNTS.
(WAY TO ALIENATE YOUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC, YOU STUPID FUCKING MARKETING CUNTS.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:02,
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WE'RE DOWN WITH IT, WE'RE FUNKY. WE SUCK THE HAIRY FRUIT Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:04,
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I might make a tshirt that says this on the weekend.Also, can I make one with your "I like to shout at the internets" picture?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:06,
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but of course!I will however expect to see a picture of the end result.
www.b3tards.com/u/9e33d2809f7392b639fc/pizza-shout.gif
(www.b3tards.com/u/9e33d2809f7392b639fc/pizza-shout.gif
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:08,
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I get really pissed off when I see ads that try to be "down with the kids".You can tell that it was done by a group of middle aged fucks that make quote mark gestures when they say "hip hop".
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:13,
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HEY I DO THAT.it's hard for me to singke that out. pretty much all marketing makes me puke.
*reminds self to go into the new diner down the street and tell them their menu, which is posted by the front door, is FULL of spelling errors*
(*reminds self to go into the new diner down the street and tell them their menu, which is posted by the front door, is FULL of spelling errors*
postbear has metal knees,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:19,
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And on that subject...I'd be doing that all fucking day here....
Fried Crap anyone?
(Fried Crap anyone?
fagilliD Fuck I'm good!,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 7:31,
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