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# I may regret asking this, but why is it the only thing you can currently eat?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Because I'm poorly :(
Have you not noticed my lack of being at school?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)
# poorly doesn't equal a toast only diet though, surely?
there must be other options - chicken soup for instance - greatest cure for all known ills. It evens kills 99% of the bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# We have none.
And after last night, I don't fancy chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Surely
only eating toast should be a celebrated occasion. Toats is king for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# But...
What medical condition restricts you to a 100% toast only diet?

And is it strictly bread toast, or just general toasted products? Are you nil by crumpet?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I don't want to try anything else and risk throwing up.
If I know toast is safe, why not stick to it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Ahh, I see.
It's a vommit thing.

If you're feeling queezy, don't think about eating maggots straight from a rotting badger corpse, as thinking about that that always tips me over the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I've seen goatse, tubgirl, 2girls1cup and various others.
You think THAT will make me feel sick?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Pfft
The internet is like a training ground for real life. If you can survive not being sick on the internet, then you're sorted
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Yes,
except the internet is better than real life.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)