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[challenge entry] Welcome to the Hotel Crete

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(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hull for you, matey....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That's for "Tears in Heaven", Clapton
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# eric claptons son died after falling from a balcony.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# but what is the crete thing? and why would clapton now make bad balconies?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# er........hmmmmmm...........HIZKIDDIEDLOLZZZ!!1!!!!
GREECE!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I assume it refers to the mad fella that jumped out of the window to not murder his son in Greece.
Edit: Or I'm being thick instead.
Edit 2: Or it's both.Therefore making it good. I just don't know anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# oh, a little bit becomes clearer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I think, given the sign saying 'E. Clapton & no son'
That it is at least a reference to Eric Clapton's son's death.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Aye. But it's a blend of the two things. And therefore deserves some kind of reward. In the field of plummeting story excellence.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/5297298.stm
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# his mums words
Conor ran straight through the window.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# If there's a better double balcony joke today
then I don't want to know about it
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
Touche!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# But...but...but
this would imply I was taking the piss. I wasnae.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# lots of words
www.eric-clapton.co.uk/interviewsandarticles/loryinterview.htm

but no obvious mention of balconies.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
Clapton had the sense to just push and not go with him...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# straight to hull
do not come back.
Edit: sorry, sounded more serious than i was being. I laughed in a guilty way.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
# The trademark 'b3ta laugh', then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)