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# Bored now...
Apols if bindun

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# What's the original?
EDIT: Oh, OK. I'm an idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)
# a very good french film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# La Haine was an excellent film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# this is a good film
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# knickers, guns
*there*


I've not seen it, so if it's NOT like a Russ Meyers film I'm blaming you, lad. You'll be over my knee quicker than you can say 'shouldn't this be the other way around?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# you must see it
you will fucking love it.

I'll sum up: two french girls. shit boyfriends. dead boyfriends. lesbians on the run. bang lots of dead men. lots of sexy deaths. orgies, cock, fanny, tits, blowjobs.

and all very artfully done, *strokes beard*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)
# token strikethrough response
beardcock
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Ooooh that sounds like fun.
*strokes beard*





*hasn't got one*



:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# it is very good indeed
you need to watch more films. *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# We'll do an exchange
You show me baise-moi, I show you some fantastic porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# haha ok
that sounds good. but I have funny tastes in porn (i think).

Porn stars digust me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *strokes bear*
tell me more...

I originally went to type *strokes beard* but mistyped it - I feel it suits my needs better this way
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
I don't think I qualify as a bear... as for the porn, I just find porn stars horrid, I prefer real-looking girls.

oh, and extreme gagging and puking. brill.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I love how everyone thinks I'm Caligula.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Oh no, I'm a big fan of amateur.
Nothing better that ACTUAL people having ACTUAL orgasms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# But the main actors in Baise-Moi ARE porn stars
if I remember correctly.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I don't think the main actresses are, but who know
I said i like the films, not necessarily the ladies, although they are quite hot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
# You and I seem to have similar tastes...
and I enjoyed it. Abit more rapey than Russ Meyers stuff though.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# yeh a bit more rapey
but Russ Meyers may have had a gun trained on his girls the whole time, which makes it rape in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ^ this
awesome awesome film
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Wonderful.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# :D
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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)