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# Should I give this up?


I've got a couple more shite science jokes if it's worth carrying on...
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# LHC FTW.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# eh?
I've managed to crack a lot of the abbreviations, but 'ftw' has me stumped. I'm worried the 'TW' stands for 'thread waste'.
I would be sad... :(
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# FTW = For The Win
= "I think this is an excellent idea/concept/whatever".

Stupid expression.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# ZOMG TBH, FYI NO.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# For the win :)
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Thanks!
I was worried it was 'f***ing thread waste' and that people were frantically hitting the 'ignore' button.
Living in Switzerland makes you paranoid...
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# WWJD? IIRC LOLS. I CBA.
:)
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I get some of those.
It's worse in science, though - all acronyms have to spell out something no matter how lame.
My job is to run the SQUID - Superconducting QUantum Interference Device (or a bloody strong magnet that gets really cold).
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Your job sounds ace!
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Sounds ace
Really involves looking at a big grey box with frozen water vapour coming out of it.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# No explosions or black holes then?
:(
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# We did have 50 litres of liquid nitrogen and 25 liters of helium let go.
Like a huge, freezing fountain. that was fun, especially when the still-running electronics were encased in ice. Quite dodgy trying to dry it up with all that voltage running...
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# you are gordon freeman
AICMFP
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# :)
Ah, if it were that interesting...
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# All the answers are here
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I will get round to your suggestion
I've got a couple of sketches on the desk...
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# And by coincidence
Just seen an ep of CSI:NY which featured a high-powered laser beam which sliced the top of someone's head off...
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# oi you !
i very much liked your smug bastard sweeney todd picture.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Taaa :)
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# YAY !
*basks in the smuggness*
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Saw it today!
I will have veeeengeeaaaaance!
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# awesome
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Only been to
ESRF and DESY. ESRF had double locks and safety alarms whereas DESY has a lead flap.

Woo
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Doesn't Grenoble have those dodgy bits
where the safety notice says not to stand, but the keep walking through that area?
And why doesn't radiation make a cool noise?
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# yeah they do!
And I was sad to not hear any noise, although I did get to see an Italian researcher pinch French serving girl on the arse and get slapped one breakfast. That was my highlight of the time spent there. Can't believe how shit it was!
(, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)
# hehe
I like this
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)