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# what is this all about?
Is it something from the news? I don't read the news, I simply explore the world to find things out, like a wild boar.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# stop snuffling at my crotch!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I smell truffles
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That's a bad place to have fungus
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# is that an offer?
*snuffles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Oh, I'm sure he's a fungi to be with really
*self spangs*

EDIT: Wait, wait, that pun didn't even make logical sense. Damn tiredness.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Spores he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# not mushroom for further punnage after that one
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# cep(t) just here
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# that caps off a nice round of fungus-related punnage
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I want truffles!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# when I've found some, I'll share with you in exchange for secks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# What do you think I am?
A prostitute?
It had better be a big bucket of truffles
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# It was simply a romantic gesture
rather than a payment for services.
very big bucket of truffles, with candles.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I've never tried them
but I hear they're delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Me neither
*add to "to do" list*
I'd imagine they are like mushrooms but more tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)