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[challenge entry] Knit one pylon...

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Huh... huh...
beaver
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Pffft...
Beaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Old ladies' beavers?
*checks compo*

I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *SPLUFFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Old ladies' cunts always make me think of the phrase
"I think the elastic's gone"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Phrases like this
Are why I come to B3ta.

And probably why my family think I'm a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# No, that's your propensity for masturbating in public
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Yeah like no one else does that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Not whilst wearing adult nappies and stilletos they don't
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# They do in the documentaries you can buy in Soho.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Yeah, because it's you that's in them
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Silly 4dam
Vagabonds is not mummies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# It can't have been my mum,
she died when I was 4
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Oh.
Maybe it was mine then. I can never remember what she looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Ha!
I made you feel bad! My mum's alive and well, and it WAS her in that documentary
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
bad aroused
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *hides feet under desk*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# *tickles feet*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I generally don't think of old ladies cunts much these days
I am also leaving finally leaving Funfries
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# where are you going?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Glasgow
(the nonce wing in Barlinnie to be precise)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# frying pans and fires, eh.
Got a job or is it just a better place to be a homeless?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I have an ACTUAL JOB!
Start on Monday. I'll probably be commuting from either here or my mums in Edinburgh for a bit till I can find accommodation though.

It's got to be better than this shit tip.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# anywhere is better than there.
Mate of mine used to commute from edinburgh to glasgow and didn't find it too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I'm thinking mothers house = no rent
I'll stay with her for a bit till I can save up enough for a deposit. Or until I've been driven out by the lynch mobs. Damn sex offenders register.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *subscribes to Gaping Grannies Monthly*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *profits*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *SPLUFFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# 2 girls 1 zimmer-frame
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Colostomy Bag Fetishist
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Doris does Eastbourne
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ^ this

\o'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Is that a Beadle yay?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hehehe!
knitted by nana mouskouri.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# what i want to know is how tower cranes are put up.
shirely you need a crane to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# no
science.howstuffworks.com/tower-crane4.htm
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# WTF?
the crane lifts itself? excuse me i have to fly home now by pulling hard on my shoelaces
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)