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# it's the year of twat!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I can see he's fat, but why is he a twat?
edit: er, I think it's a he.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Because
He didn't seem to grasp the link between piling 20,000 calories a day into his gaping food hole and the possibility this may lead to weight gain.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I don't understand why this should make him a twat?
He's possibly an idiot, a buffoon, a fool, but that's his business.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Maybe he's happy on the inside
There's enough room for him to be doing cartwheels
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Cartwheels in a monster truck
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# It's part of lifes cruel tapestry that he's too big to go on the front page...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# * Why am I looking at a picture of your mum?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# now you are
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Looks like a typical night out in Dublin to me
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# and here's your mum
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Is that...
Goth woman on the left (as you look at the picture)?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Justin Hawkins isn't it?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# * Steven brother?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# where does he get his shirts?
what size is that one?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Barnum & Bailey XXXL
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)