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# Sweary ugly cunt
Ha! That is me! I have had a formal warning for swearing at work.

(except I am currently sweary ugly beardy cunt, on account of the beard-for-a-bet I am sporting)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# i used to tell my ex-boss to fuck off and call him a cunt all day long
i was polite as anything to customers..just swore my head off at everyone else. it's not very ladylike tho, i like it myself..but blokes seem to like more well ladylike acting and looking women and not mad tall things who swear alot.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I run the risk of being reported to the GMC
if I swear at the punters. (It sometimes just slips out. Thankfully nobody has cared so far)

EDIT: And swearing is fucking cool, so there. Everybody does it here in doncaster.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
where do you work ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# In a big grey smelly hospital.
In the North.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# aaah.
swear at the patiens ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I have on occasion.
I've only called one a cunt though so far.


(he was)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I have the acest beard I have ever had EVAH!
at the moment.
/fact
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Mine seems to just end up mostly on my neck.
Thankfully I have 2 weeks more on annual leave so I can topiarise it into something special.

PS: Can you demonstrate the aceness of your beard through the medium of Paint?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Heh, beardy..
Good call that man..

Got asked in an interview recently if I thought my beard was suitable for a modern retail environment.. I asked the interviewer if she thought her shoes were suitable for someone dealing in fashion..

Strangely I didn't get the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)