
i'm bored, i need an idea for something to shop and you owe me one from the other night.
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Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:27,
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but will be attempting an Eavis in the Sir Pigeon Nipples style when I learn to use a razor.
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Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:44,
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As you will be 10 times sexier than ever before!
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Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:46,
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;)

PANDERFAWNS
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Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:34,
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Or maybe a picture of a praying mantis putting on lipstick, already wearing too much blue eyeshadow, desperate to look good for a night out on the tiles.
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Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:29,
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and why are you not making more sexy smug bastards !
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Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:31,
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I must buy one of those tablet thingys. In fact, tomorrow I shall do just that. But don't tell my mum cos I owe her 370 quid.
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Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:36,
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