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# never employ negros in a velco factory
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Oh damn
I love these.
Now I don't know if I CAN put you on ignore! :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Who'd have thought it?
A cunt making funny pics.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# oh the mental images....
are great
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# *pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# i wish i could do that...not puke..the other thing.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# racism is not funny.
sometimes it can be fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# What do you do if you see a black man riding a bike?
Stop him, it's probably yours.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i lol'd way too much at that.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I'll say goodbye to love. No-one ever cared if I should live or die.
Time and time again the guy with the bi-metallic strip would shout "You're next, fuzz-head" and then the acrylic baton done me in, guvnor.

And though it's not the easy way I guess I've always know. I say goodbye to love, there are no tomorrows....

/fail
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# but him on ignore..he's a meanie !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# BAN HIM
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i'm going to gaz the mods
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# good and then gaz me !
i'm bored, i need an idea for something to shop and you owe me one from the other night.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# SHOP ME! SHOP ME!
I love the attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# pics ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Your beard wins.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Thankyou sir
I am sporting the last one at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I am sporting the blank canvas at the moment,
but will be attempting an Eavis in the Sir Pigeon Nipples style when I learn to use a razor.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Be prepared for the power it yeilds
As you will be 10 times sexier than ever before!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# ten times of ugly equals ugly (times ten),
*doomed*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# but we are all sexeh laydeez on teh internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# WARNING
DO NOT TRY AN EAVIS WITHOUT PRIOR TRAINING
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# do i? fuck, i haven't had a good idea since 2005
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# yes you do !
and you have !
FAWN
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# cor, sweats and fawns
my brrain is scrambled
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# oh come you can think of something vile for me to shop !
PANDERFAWNS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Shop a kitten!
Or maybe a picture of a praying mantis putting on lipstick, already wearing too much blue eyeshadow, desperate to look good for a night out on the tiles.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# bored of kittens now !
and why are you not making more sexy smug bastards !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# My beer has rendered my mouse useless.
I must buy one of those tablet thingys. In fact, tomorrow I shall do just that. But don't tell my mum cos I owe her 370 quid.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Moral of the story....
Dont buy pig tongues at iraqi stalls for at least 2 weeks.
'Ning gronk!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# =x !
do a nice vector tracing.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# word
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha tasteful as ever!
excuse me while I whip this out


also: I didn't know velcro is hatched from eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# bit weedy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# abounded in usually unwanted vegetation?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# How about gingers, er?
Where do we shudder?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# never employ gingers in a rusty brillo pad factory, they think they are all merkins
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# How to make friends and influence people
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
If mongy wrote a book I would chop my middle nut off for a signed copy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)