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# Fucking hell that pissed me off.
Before McDonalds decided what an 'australian' burger was, you could walk into a chip shop and ask for an aussie burger, and you'd get a burger with bacon and egg on it.

NOW IT'S BEETROOT, BEETROOT. FUCKING BEETROOT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:34, archived)
# I fucking hate beetroot on burgers
and pineapple.
nothing worse than hot pineapple.
/hate

My version of an aussie burger is, meat, bacon, lettuce, tomato, egg, more meat, and a scollop.
/love
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:38, archived)
# WHERE ALL GOOD TRACTORS GO TO DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:41, archived)
# McDonalds doing toast again are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:42, archived)
# I THINK I'D RATHER EAT A DEAD TRACTOR THAN A BURGER WITH BEETS ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:44, archived)
# people who eat at mcdonalds deserve every evil that befalls them.
i like beetroot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:49, archived)
# And people that support their local chip shops should be able to order an aussie burger and get some FUCKING BACON AND EGG ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:52, archived)
# I went to an Aussie chip shop once.
all the rest were run by greeks, chinese and macedonians.

BACON AND EGGS ON BURGERS FTW!
fuck I wish we had some bread rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:01, archived)
# Sounds like a good combo to me.
Some of the best burgers I've had were made at chinese takeout places.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:07, archived)
# Greeks and masos have made the best I have had.
and the macedonians had a shop so clean you would eat off any surface in it. As him and his wife to be a green grocers, the quality of the produce was astonishingly high too. I miss working near that place. However, I popped in there after 6 years recently and they still remembered my favourite morning tea order (chicken, bacon and cheese, hot chilli sauce on a long roll) they used to cook whole chooks every day too, none of that packet stuff.
Coincidentally I put on 15kg when I worked near there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Same across Canada.
And same in service and quality.
Never found a bad one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:16, archived)
# i haven't eaten meat in nearly 30 years, but it was true here from what i recall.
the place had a name which i don't recall, but everyone called it 'greeko's' - clearly it was greek-owned and -operated.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:24, archived)
# What I wouldn't give for a decent lamb souvlaki.
You ask for one of those in NSW and they give you fucking meat on a stick.

It's what I miss most about living in Tassie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:09, archived)
# bah. all you meat-eaters should be fed to the predators.
i walk by this place all the time. there are often people in there who are... hefty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Hey, at least we eat living things that have the ability to fight back.
You vegetarians just eat the defenseless life.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:12, archived)
# i only eat triffids, so FUCK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:15, archived)
# I like this and shall be using that statement against vegitarians for many years to come.
thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:23, archived)
# we've heard all the jokes before, trust me.
i've had douchebags say things like "if i put some meat in your food, you wouldn't even notice and then you wouldn't be a vegetarian any more, and there's nothing you could do about it!" usually i just look at them as if they are morons, but on occasion i've said something like 'and if i smacked you with a tire iron and buggered you with a baseball bat, you'd love it and there's nothing you could do about it!"

people who don't understand boundaries seem to be the majority at times.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:30, archived)
# each to their own I say.
But I do love winding up people whilst maintaining complete calm myself. Especially if they tend to over-react.

It is a hobby of mine.
Edit: I can see many benifits in being vegetarian, but when I tried I was just hungry all the bloody time. Do you eat fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:35, archived)
# no. no flesh or any derivatives.
i was vegan, but i eat dairy and very rarely eggs.

watch out for bad karma, winding people up can be dangerous.

edit: i'm often hungry, but i like to eat several small meals per day rather than one or two large ones. right now i'm eating hummus i made earlier with chipotles, and i had my regular midnight salad for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:39, archived)
# sounds nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:55, archived)
# it's good, but a notch too hot for my liking.
i'm a scoville wimp.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:59, archived)
# I have to be honest, I really don't get veganism.
Something has to die so that we can live. Vegans just avoid the responsibility, to their own detriment.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:17, archived)
# Well,
if you really want to get into an argument about vegetarianism, you should have a look at this*

"Why vegetarians should be force fed lard"

*I respect vegetarians that don't tell me what I should eat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 7:38, archived)
# This is a good link.
I shall propagate it.

I've so far only read the "replies to claims apparently made by vegetarians" but, and the guy
a) Makes some valid points
and
b) Seems to be replying to people who are both stupid and mad.

Hopefully some real points may be addressed further on.

EDIT:
Haaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha.

The sectrion titled "I became a veggie simply because I don’t like meat." is brilliant. The author seems to just drop any pretence of logic or reason and just goes YES YOU FUCKING DO! 100% of awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# ha.
i'd like the guy to try and forcefeed me lard. i've always wanted to kill a human.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 5:26, archived)
# you just need to put more effort into liking meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Or more time working with animals.
Revenge for crushed toes is best served with brown sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:18, archived)
# only humans anger me, and they're too filthy to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:21, archived)
# hahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:29, archived)
# ONLY THING BEETS ARE GOOD FOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:53, archived)
# nonsense!
beets are great, i eat them regularly. roasted, pickled, in soup, raw, the greens - all of the beet is a wonderful treat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)