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In other news, I saw this screenshot of an upcoming 'safari' game. Dear oh dear.

Edit: Changed, it's the second screenshot
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# The forbidden screenshot
and woo to the piccy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Gah! zombie duck.
The screenshot says forbidden.

*throws zombie bread*

Edit: Oh dear! That looks a terrible game.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# the deadest of all breads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I feel sorry for the polygonal meerkats
I also wonder what sort of safaris the developer has been on.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Quite clearly not a safari in Africa.
I would expect the graphics to be a bit better for a nex gen console, even if it is the Wii.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# It's
reminiscent of Zoo Tycoon 2. Same engine perhaps?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hmmm forbidden safaris are the bestest
You don't have permission to access /gallery/public/7548/1486_0002.jpg on this server.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# neither do i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I do
It's whack-a-mole in 3d, but with meercats.

Presumably this is a strong positive life lesson for kids on conservation issues.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# either that
or the designer is an evil-minded twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Haha! Killing with hammers!!
woo to the pic and all
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Meerkat smashing?
Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# do you get to throw pies at the rhinos?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# We can only hope
Or perhaps you will be able to whack them with petrified cretaceous crocodiles.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hoorah for your piccy!
That game looks great! Hitting small animals... smirking at large mammals and their silly big faces... what's not to like? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Eeek
Doesn't look as good as Velociraptor Safari.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)