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# Squirrels with nuns and after-birth.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Mr Jackson,
That was beneath you, sir.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Ah, to be on the other side 'ey? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# It's dark over here!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# i can't draw nuns....
the habits are a nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Nope, that excuse isn't working either....
C'mon - get drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# HERE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# That nun's got some saggies.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# i modelled her body on your milestone posts...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Not enough detail
Presumably, the squirrel pinned the nun down in the park one day because she didn't want to share her nuts, the ungodly bitch. Her habit became ripped in the scuffle and, because as we all know squirrels love tits, the sight of her disproportionately large knockers inflamed the squirrel's ardour and he penetrated her roughly. She loved it and they spent all afternoon making hard yiffy love in the bushes.

Nine months later, she's back in the nunnery having squirted out a half squirrel monstrosity and is attempting to cover her tracks by eating it and the afterbirth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I bow to the master.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Richly Deserved, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# It was all JJ's idea
I just fleshed it out a little to add authenticity.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# does my picture tie-in at all now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Your rendition is like the prewatershed version

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Must be six nuns
obviously!
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)