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# Two guesses what me and my ruler are doing tonight.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# drawing lines
or measuring olives.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Now that would be interesting :D
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I'm not guessing
and i'm not guessing again.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# visa or amex?
 
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# now everyone has gone for a cold shower
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Table twanging
and swatting bee's
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# if only b3ta poll still worked
we could take bets
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# is it Henry VII?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# A rule joke!
very good. I used to work with an engineer who was forever making this pedantic remark whenever a straight-edged measuring tool was in play.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# that's why I stopped working with you
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes.
You getting sacked from the crematorium was the happiest day of my life.

We could use rulers all day long after you left.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I knew it.
Buch of weirdos, you lot. It's all different in my new job. I've got a chair.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I believe the average
is a mere 10 cms.

They are of course quite stretchy.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)