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# if only virtue were as profitable as deep-fried lard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:25, archived)
# THINK OF THE SHITRAGS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:27, archived)
# I ALWAYS THINK FIRST OF THE SHITRAGS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:28, archived)
# I DO NOT RECOGNISE THIS LOGO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:43, archived)
# YOU SPINELESS FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:44, archived)
# OR MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T THINK THEY CAN MAKE A BUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY.
YES, IT'S FUCKING MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:46, archived)
# you're lucky.
they pretty much had to change their name from 'dairy queen' to 'dq' after the government discovered there was not enough dairy in the frozen petroleum products they were selling.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:48, archived)
# I'm not a big fan of dairy products anyway.
A bit of milk in my coffee is about as much as I really go for.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:52, archived)
# no whey!
i like cream in my coffee, yoghurt and cheese, but i drink soymilk.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:57, archived)
# HAHAH
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AT LEAST NOT IN AMERICA. HAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:37, archived)
# i think this one's from that land.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:40, archived)
# PIZZA HUT IS GROSS
IT MAKES ME CRY WEEP.

ALSO: I THOUGHT IT SAID FAITH HILL. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:43, archived)
# it is disgusting.
i worked at one briefly in university. the midget manager tried to get me to clean up the women's washroom after close one night when the toilet overflowed. three inches of shitwater on the floor and it still smelled better than the kitchen, but i refused to clean it.

i did steal a lot from them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Oh dear lord.
I could never eat there, never work there, definitely never live there.

Steal money?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:47, archived)
# not cash, mostly vegetables and the odd utensil.
i also used to 'steal' the dough leftover at the end of the night. me and my housemates would load it into a big three-man slingshot we'd made and fire it around the neighbourhood.

edit: also beer. twits didn't put a gauge on the kegs when they installed the draught lines, so all the staff would drink for free.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Vegetables?
Wouldn't their produce be terrible? Also, dough slingshot sounds fun.

hahah

Edit: Also: I am going to bed now. Goodnight. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:57, archived)
# some of it was good.
the mushrooms were good, so were the onions, dried oregano, tomato puree, canned chick peas and kidney beans (for the salad bar) - i think there were a few other decent things too. the cheese was awful, though, and so was the bread.

we had a dick for a neighbour and we shot dough on his roof a few times. the crows would fly in from all over and sit on his roof and shriek when we did that, pecking at the dough and causing him to have fits. that was hilarious.

edit: 'night, young miss. see you anon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:05, archived)
# I had her.
She was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:39, archived)
# you've had them all, you hoor.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:41, archived)
# Oh no no, not quite.
Only so many hours in the day,
I'll get them all eventually.

Is it Miss King next? Helo thar!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:49, archived)
# temperance is glad i ran out of fast food shops to name her for.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:55, archived)
# Is a good funny, yes.
Corporate virtues is almost an oxymoron.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:06, archived)
# same as people, really.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:12, archived)
# An interesting argument to support corporate personhood.
One could see the need for "special schools" in that case, yes? [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:22, archived)
# hahaha.
its like stupid christian tshirts.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:09, archived)
# fuck, have i missed a marketing opportunity?
i could sell these to fund my holy war.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:12, archived)
# Do you have safari dude in a bigger scan?
www.b3ta.com/board/8067881

Unlikely yes, but I thought I'd ask. Does fine
for small but was only a thumbsize post.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:19, archived)
# haha, i hadn't seen that.
i got in too late from funs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:21, archived)
# I still have more free tickets for folk's characters.

Gaz or reply with a drawn character and I'll keep adding more exhibits and rides to
Fucking Shitty Magnet Land.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:25, archived)
# i need to draw more.
i need more time to have funs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:28, archived)
# Your sign is, and will, be everywhere.
And MrP was inspired to make the balloon cats from you,
and I, in turn, created a place for them to be from/bought. (see edit)
The rest is fucking shitty history, [/;-) but more is moar.

edit: 400k desktop size
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:35, archived)
# he was inspired by my balloon cats?
i assumed it was parallel invention. gosh, i've never inspired anything before other than gas.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Not exclusively.
He mentioned having seen yours when he started the set.
As had others in comments as he posted more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:42, archived)
# ah, thanks.
i missed a lot of his posts except to see them on the friends' page and the popular page. my own balloon cats were inspired by a cartoonist whose name i can't recall (i was thinking sam gross, but i know it's not him).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:45, archived)
# If the name bubbles up, I'll add a riff in their idiom in the park to note it.
By the balloon stand, as ride name, or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:56, archived)
# super!
from what i recall, the meme has oft been used. i know gahan wilson has a balloon-head cartoon or two, maybe chas addams as well. and a couple of new yorker cartoonists have used it - time to break out my books.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)
# Santa head on stick comes to mind, from Addams/NewYorker as one example.
Wilson I know has a couple balloon ones, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
# robert mankoff may have some as well.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:11, archived)
# i'll send it to you when i get home.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)
# You're a doll, girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)