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# boo
I'm off for a fag, stick your cancer up your arse. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# made by smokers
for smokers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I'm clean. 5 months now.
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# you just walk near smokers and inhale their used smoke
don't pretend that you don't. splitter.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# yeah. I know I'll always be a smoker, but I no longer do the actual smoking

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I feel for you.
( emotionally, not young girls or anything like that ).
You are better off away from the cancer sticks and fear not. I will smoke extra cigars to make up your quota.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I appreciate that
but dammit, if I live to some ripe old age I'm going to start smoking again
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# my grandpa smoked since he was 12, worked in a munitions factory
then worked as a miner for many years, before becoming a bouncer. Lots of non-filter rollies and at least a quarter bottle of whisky a day. Died last year at 92.

Smoke if you got em.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# You're doing something wrong if smoking gives you arse cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# or something impressive
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Technically it can be done with a vagina.
I've see a video.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
#
see made
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Not of this.
I have made tons of videos. And edited a Sugababes video.


Not for general release, for coursework.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# your poor poor ears
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# 5 days. Editing room. No windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# how many people died?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Just me. A little bit more inside each day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# aah
*hugs*
*doesn't grope arse*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# *searches the internets*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# A Sugababes Video? For shame!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I didn't have a choice, I'm afraid.
I wanted to make a claymation video for Kansas' 'Carry on My Wayward Son' but noooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# now that woulda been cool
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Oooh! It must be true,
cos they don't have special effects or nothing do they!!

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Not on budget porn films.
and if we can do it with water, we can do it with smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# through a straw?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# No, just using the PC muscles
at the entrance to the vagina. Well, at the entrance to the urethra as well although I wouldn't suggest it.

If you've even been inside a woman with anything and she's orgasmed, the PC muscles are the ones that spasm at the entrance.


And this is where my knowledge ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# oh yeh, them
do you mean her thighs?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Some men don't make thighs spasm, kitten.
And no, pc muscles are definitely vulva and not legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# They must be doing something wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# so i should put the golf balls and hose pipe away then?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Does PC stand for
Prehensile Cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# You WISH
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubococcygeus_muscle
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Ah-ha.
It's the muscle that makes men able to do that "t-shirt on the hard-on/Pacman ghost" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!!! ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# ah
the pelvic floor. how i enjoyed being the only male in those two lectures
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
#
seen made

edit: arse, mindpiss. saw the word porn and got distracted
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I tried
But I couldn't keep it lit. Plus the lady kept hitting me.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Certainly something you can tour with
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Roll-up! roll-up!
See the AMAZING Dbroon, smoke a whole packet of Golden Virginia using only his anus! Roll-up!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# :D terrible humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I stand by the fact that "Roll-up" is a fucking ace joke in this circumstance.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I know you do.
It's endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)