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# nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# that made me lol
and the missus missed out some important dialogue on ther telly programme

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# can relate to this^
'look look there's something funny on the b3ta board'
'o rly?'
'yeh look a cat playing snooker'
'...'
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Is she watching telly in the hallway closet too?
why aren't you chasing her around the house naked, holding a wooden spoon anyway?

It's Friday night!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I love the thought
of your giggle emanating from a closed cupboard under the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i'm not in a cupboard
but i am under the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# You should be in a cupboard.
You have the air of gimp about you.

In a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I don't think I've ever been so turned on.
edit: you appear to have an eyebrow like me, which is constantly slightly raised in a 'suggesting sex' or 'questioning insult' way.

edit:

is that Micto? I can't tell now. I've looked at it too much. Sometimes it looks like him, sometimes like elsepersons, sometimes like Brigitte Nielsen.

I've decided it's Micto, since no fucker will bloody well tell me. Well, good, because I fancied him anyway. TAKE THAT SOCIETY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# he has that effect (affect?) on me too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# So it is then.
Two guesses what I'm holding him down and doing to him next time I see him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# eyeliner and lipstick?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# AT LEAST
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# you fucker
i don't think i even have that file anymore
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I have copies scattered across over 200 sites, all with nightly back ups
it will live longer than any of us
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i assume
this is a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Adams apple says no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# ah, those things called evidence and knowledge.
hard to find
a b3tan without
an open mind
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
#
mind bowel
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# the
meme theme of goatse is never far away

[edit: oh what a spaz incapable of handling html tags. and spelling.]
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# wait up, what about Ann Coulter?
oh... right.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# correct
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# ^
mixed with the sounds of furious wanking
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Halophants


pea roast from Crabs vs. Elephants.
Those were the days.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Monkeys Vs' Penguins was class
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# HAHA - That's Gold!
It is I, Herr Flick
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)