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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# 2 "i like this"s in a row!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# :D
This is so very, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Oi Cap'n!
I just went to check if that furry meal is still on my sister's desk.
It is.
The entire inside of the potato is blue.
AND THE CHICKEN HAS GROWN FEATHERS.
I can't comment on the smell, I held my breath.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# glad to catch the both of you together
captain: did you realise you're about 400 posts ahead of anyone else for the week?

clansoul: did you realise that you're only 400 posts behind captain wow for the week?

boris the non-swearing spider: did you realise you're a nosy twat? why yes, i did in fact.


/looking at board_stats blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I'm in at 12!!
*nosebleeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hahah
I need to post more!
I'm joking, don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i have, thus far
never made it off the "posted less than x messages" bit. i don't know whether to be happy or sad. at the least i'd like to know what "random" quote they'd pick for me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Oh god I think I'm infected.
I tried to take a photo but the card was full and I couldn't breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# heheheh
I wasn't around to click on CAKE so I will click on this as it is also good and right
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# i don't think there's a time limit on clicks
as the point is so that you'll always be able to find old pics that you liked
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# that made me lol
and the missus missed out some important dialogue on ther telly programme

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# can relate to this^
'look look there's something funny on the b3ta board'
'o rly?'
'yeh look a cat playing snooker'
'...'
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Is she watching telly in the hallway closet too?
why aren't you chasing her around the house naked, holding a wooden spoon anyway?

It's Friday night!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I love the thought
of your giggle emanating from a closed cupboard under the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i'm not in a cupboard
but i am under the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# You should be in a cupboard.
You have the air of gimp about you.

In a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I don't think I've ever been so turned on.
edit: you appear to have an eyebrow like me, which is constantly slightly raised in a 'suggesting sex' or 'questioning insult' way.

edit:

is that Micto? I can't tell now. I've looked at it too much. Sometimes it looks like him, sometimes like elsepersons, sometimes like Brigitte Nielsen.

I've decided it's Micto, since no fucker will bloody well tell me. Well, good, because I fancied him anyway. TAKE THAT SOCIETY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# he has that effect (affect?) on me too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# So it is then.
Two guesses what I'm holding him down and doing to him next time I see him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# eyeliner and lipstick?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# AT LEAST
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# you fucker
i don't think i even have that file anymore
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I have copies scattered across over 200 sites, all with nightly back ups
it will live longer than any of us
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i assume
this is a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Adams apple says no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# ah, those things called evidence and knowledge.
hard to find
a b3tan without
an open mind
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
#
mind bowel
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# the
meme theme of goatse is never far away

[edit: oh what a spaz incapable of handling html tags. and spelling.]
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# wait up, what about Ann Coulter?
oh... right.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# correct
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# ^
mixed with the sounds of furious wanking
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Halophants


pea roast from Crabs vs. Elephants.
Those were the days.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Monkeys Vs' Penguins was class
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# HAHA - That's Gold!
It is I, Herr Flick
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I go away for a bit*
*a lot

and you start doing good stuff :)

although it reminds me of the clangers*

this is not a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# *deeply offended*
START?

fucking START!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# YOU FUCKING TELL HIM HOW SHIT YOU ARE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i read that thread again today jesus that was funny, a classic
i was smashed last night and just laughing too much
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# :)
loved every minute of it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# hahahaha!~
in your face!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# errr....I've been ill
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# awwww
sorry to hear that - but welcome back, anyway. Hope you are all teh better now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# late of the the day Mr T
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# indeed, it is
they have allowed me to stay up a little longer than usual while I finish my Horlicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That is a grand birthday prezzy you are giving yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hah, ace. I posted your other one (with your name and a link to it, of course)
on 5punk. Hope that's okay.

5punk being b3ta gaming.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# yeah that's cool
is that berk's site?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# aye.
note my subtle whoring links. Do post this one yourself, though :D
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i'm not really much of a gamer
i've never really got past tetris
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Kitteny Berk is alive?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# That needs more SHOUTY I think
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# and i think he's married
to a girl
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# !!
Last I knew he was suicidal and pierced all up to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# sounds married to me

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# roflzorrs
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I've been gone too long
I have no idea what you are talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Oooh I remember you!!!!
You prolly don't know me!
I was shy back then
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# "PROLLY"
PROLLY

use english otherwise I will shout at you in CAPITALS
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# amazing
woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# haha!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Haha
I would play this game
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
I only went on the interwebs to check my e-mails!
I clicked the wrong bookmark!
I'm glad I did!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# haha!
i made a crap one a couple of years ago. i'm ashamed of it now, but it was fun to make.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Hee!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)