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# you forgot
e) clean underpants (not y-fronts)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Its a first date!
you harlot

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# my thoughts
exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# stop
thinking about me being a harlot
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# true,
in that case
e) wear no pants
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# ahh... its the tricky one
wear y-fronts, and she'll want to fuck your brains out, but you can't drop your trousers or she will see them... wear boxers and nothing will happen at all... maybe you should try commando...
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# LMAO!
What about Briefs?
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:35, archived)
# it's not just me then
I've had exactly those thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:35, archived)
# I personally
think y-fronts are (marginally) better than the dreaded bikini brief. And tons better than the man thong, which should be banned. And no sparkles or cartoon characters either.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I have writen a poem about pants.
look.
You need to scroll down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)
# This is a test
is still my favorite.
short, sharp and to the point :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# heh
the rest of them are good too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)
# ladies panties
are also an interesting choice =)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# tho
she may get the wrong idea...
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)
# I would not
nor ever had, wear ladies panties.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)
# sure
I believe you
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# I shall make
no further protestations, for fear it would resolute my statement in people's minds...or some such.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:48, archived)
# no need to be so defensive
I said I would belive you. Whatever you say. Uh huh.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)
# You're
just making it worse now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Look,
I don't really care if you wear womens undergarmets or not. If you tell me you don't, then you don't. If you say that at this very moment you aren't wearing a red thong/bra dance set with a marabou boa draped fetchingly around your shoulders, then I'll agree.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Have you been
watching me through the curtains again?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:25, archived)
# possibly
but you know you like it
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Very Flashy.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# and apparently
f) nice new shoes

is very important. where *is* dr phil when you need her?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)
# I reckon
she's still in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)