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# then learn to swim young man,
learn to swim.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:37, archived)
# But I've been swiming since I've been 3.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)
# So what,
I've been wanking since I was 14, but you don't hear me boasting about it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
comedy arse

sorry genie arse
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# 14?
Late developer, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# that's late?
boys ARE strange.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Look, I can't remember
the exact date can I, it's not a 'where were you' moment is it, it's not like a first kiss or anything.
Maybe I was younger, who knows.

Christ, you make a joke and suddenly the pedantic bastars crawl out the woodwork and ruin it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)
# I was joking
muppet
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I know you were,
so was I.

Twunt
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# I knew that you knew
dumbo
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I knew that.


I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
# You're only saying that to get me into bed
and where was my valentine's present, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:03, archived)
#
Varies anywhere between 11-16...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Have you made a study?
Did you conduct a poll asking teenage boys when they started masturbating?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Yes


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Don't you have to be
a member of The Who to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# inches?
DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# diameter
in inches, actualy
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Blimey,
what a huge member that would be.

No, I'm not posting that comment.


Edit: Aw, fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)
# ouch
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:07, archived)