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Again, you are fantastic at these.

*thoroughly well deserved click*

Edit: I hate shopping. I've found nothing I can afford that I want, and nothing that I want that I can afford.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

i'll buy you a Freddo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

Ooooh yes please

I really want to get this, but it's not payday till tomorrow.

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6621090

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

i think thats a wise financial investment

fetishwear always is

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

It'd be to replace an almost identical one

which is now a bit too big (or really, not too small enough).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

manwife is a lucky fellow

my submissive found jesus and stopped indulging in such things

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

I tell him this constantly.

I've never had a proper sub, but then I'm a switch so I dohn't think I could deal with a onesider.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

their great, although people dont seem to understand when you give them instructions in public

but thats more of their problem, Being a switch would be much more useful cos you can enjoy play with more people but i couldnt imagine Submitting,
Just not my thing

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

I think being a woman makes it easier

loathe as I am to perpetuate stereotypes. I can order men around qutie happily, and have indulged in torture and other things before (of which I shall not go into here) but there's nothng and I mean NOTHING that I like more that being held down and forced to be silent as the grave.

This is what prompted me to start writing the book (The 21st Century Guide to Sexual Deviancy).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

i think the exchange of power works better male to female,

theres almost an air of humiliation play to a female dom in my opinion

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

Usually, yes.

I don't particularly like to humiliate, just force, and when I was on the scene most of the guys I encountered were all about the shame factor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

i dont get that personally, but thats just not my kink i guess

my problem is i'm only eighteen so finding people who are willing to be open about their Kinks is hard,
but in my experience lots of young ladies are willing to submit but not many to dominate.

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

I'm 23, but I was on the scene from 16- 20.

On and off.

Generally I found it was older men who were willing to dominate- I suggest you find an older woman.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

i wouldnt mind an older woman tbh, finding one would be harder but still

hmmmm... thats not a bad idea you know

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

Is there a Bingo hall near you?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

I saw that

and fucking guffawed. Well done.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

I'm only going on logic.

I've never been dominated by a woman- if I'm with a woman (or should I say when I was) I was always the dominant party.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

im very much a Dom

being dominated by a woman, by golly! i say! how demeaning :P

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

I actually know a disturbing amount

about what the two of you are talking about.

The reason I haven't engage in any of this is because I would find it absolutely impossible to balance up with the rest of my personality.
I don't know how everyone else is, but I fear becoming an unbalanced duality.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

then become a really dominating person :P

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

I wasn't specifically talking about either domination or submission

Just BDSM and the kind of free sex (yes I know it really makes me sound like I don't know what the fuck i'm on about) movement in general.
Going through all kinds of experiences just doesn't gel with the rest of me, which is essentially an awful characiture of a PG Wodehouse character.

I imagine if I did get down to doing the stuff, while it's all well and good in the build and during. As soon as i'd climaxed, i'd just have a mental image of Jeeves staring at me and shaking his head.

*shudder*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

stop confusing me.

do you take it up the arse or not? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

I take it with milk and two sugars, thank you very much.

Actually that sound worse.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

well thats a very interesting way of looking at it

jeeves is....interesting...

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

Well alright then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

no penetration

and I'm all yours

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

My least favourite part of it.

I don't want to bum boys, particularly. But they all bloody wanted me to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

Yeah, confuses me.

I'm all for being shouted at and being made to be the bitch but please. It's like lego. This bit goes in here, just don't break it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

I have no problems with anal sex

and certainly no problems with others who like to bum boys but really, what am I going to get out of it? I haven't got a penis.

Sex with women is entirely different, of course. I reserve the right to be totally nonsensical.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

Well it's a humilation/ego/social roles type thing isn't it?

Realistically you'll unlikely to get any physical sensation, even with the use of the appropriate adaptors.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

Fuck me.

Are you for hire? Can accommodate. Manchester and surrounding area.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

Hah, my ex was from Stockport

his mum walked in on us mid sesh (his second ever, I do believe as I'd nicked his viginity earlier) and fucking made me get up and leave his bedroom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

aww.

did you need to make dinner? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

Hahaha no

but I did need to leave her little precious alone.

He had a very big willy for a 16 year old.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

all the boys want to be bummed by captain wow!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

I'll be dom for both of you as

long as you can work out the cleaning and the beer fridge duties between you.
( wife needs a new housekeeper, not considered a couple ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

*raises eyebrow* I'm not that kind of sub.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

oh fuck the sex lark.

I just want my cars cleaned when my nephew is not in town ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

LOVE YOU TOO, HONEY

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

i genuinely do find this tragic

religion can be so destructive.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

it was a waste of a VERY GOOD submissive

its a fucking shame the christians got her.

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

the ultimate whip with the perennial gag

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

does it come with a whip and gag

or are they sold separately.

I liked the pirate corset tho, that was hawt.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

Different one is below

the maroon one would go awfully with my titian tresses.

I don't think it does come with either such things, but luckily I own both.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

Yikes!

That's got me a bit hot under the collar that has...

Buy it!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

I shall be doing.

And then doing my patented 'no I don't need the toilet this is a VERY SEXY SKIRT' waddle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

I love shopping

It's one of my favourite hobbies. I would so love to be a personal shopper...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

I only like food and CD shopping.

Anything else is torture.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

food shopping is essential

guitar shopping is fun

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

CD shopping with me is a very arduous task

I take too long, pick everything up I want, then decide how much I can spend and put most of it back again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

I want

this:

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6621090

and this:

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9695441

edit: and this, but it'd clash with my hair

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9681924

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

I couldn't even begin to imagine wearing the skirt

but that coat is superb! As a woman of hourglass proportions, I love anything that accentuates my waist whilst accommodating my enormous bust and round hips.

If I had all the moneys in the world I would buy them for you.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

You're very sweet.

I have decided this is the ticket as well, as I am as you are.

And still, in the 21st century, they can't make a suit jacket that fits properly without having to pay 200 quid for a bespoke one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

have you tried Bravissimo?

they are also quite expensive, but they occasionally have good sale stuff. My bottom half is a good size 14, but with a 34G top, I find most things either gape at the chest or hang round the waist. You know what I mean...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

34G?

I remeasured myself today, I'm now a 34E (yay back size gone down). I just need to get BHS to confirm it.

Bravissimo do lovely bras but I bought one of their shirts and it was just all wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

a few years ago I lost a shitload of weight

and became a size 8-10. My chest didn't get any smaller than a 32E. It's like carrying bags of sugar around all day.

Most of the time I love being all curvy and womanly, but on bad days I hate the ugly pendulous bags of unsightly fat.

Today, however, is a good day. Mainly since I have lost a stone in the last seven weeks. Yay me!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

I think I hate the week before my period the most

As I feel like my tits are going to rupture the skin. Plus, with them being bigger, there are The Hands of Others generally causing pain.

Well done you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

what I hate most

is that having big boobs seems to give everybody else in the world licence to look at / grope / comment upon them.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

Unfourtunately

most men can't help it...

We do try though. Honest. :(

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

I've always managed it.

Except for my girlfriend, who I do of course grope regularly.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

Oh, don't get me wrong...

I manage too, mostly because women absolutely terrify me...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

'They just look so comfy'.

Why thank you. I wasn't from fucking DFS, you know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

actual lol

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

you sound like the Mrs

as I mentioned she is 34DD. That might not seem huge but she has a tiny back. And even now as she nears 40 years old and they near her ankles they are quite an impressive sight.

( don't squeeze into the wrong sized bra ladies. The discerning gentleman is not hooked by a Dita bust as he knows where it all lands due to experience. Be uplifted but comfy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

I am currently wearing one that's not too different

it's a 36E. I plan to spend about 200 quid on new bras this month, so shouldn't be for long.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

I spend far too much

on brassiéres and the like. I don't do more than nod 'yes' at the colour and pay the bill though. But it works for us.
I'd treat you to a La Perla set were you not hitched and I could get away with it ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

:D that'd be a great one to explain.

'Well no I've never met him, actually......well he seems perfectly normal......I bloody well shall not, do you know how much these cost?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

haha. That

made even Mrs Zoot chuckle. ( now how do I get her to leave the room again?)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

Set the clocks forward to 10am

then give her your credit card.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

hehe

she has insisted that I tell you that she is independently wealthy.
( she is as well, she has earned more then me for about 5 years now.)
I can live on with that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

Tell her she should've married me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

hehe.

better late than never. She's gone but I appreciated it. ( and often will agree with you in future )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

Learn basic seamstresstry (i'm fairly sure that's utterly spelt wrong, or not even a word)

Then you can make whatever stuff you want.

Also I have just sneezed the entire lining of my throat out. Stupid colds.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

sorry?

i read something about "enormous bust" and then i dont...know... i think... i got losted.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

The wonderful thing about you is

apart from the actual wording I foresaw this comment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

*hums, rocking softly*

"bust"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

That's it, I'm taking you to Rigby and Pellier.

Fun will most definitely ensue.

Either that or we'll need to buy you some new trousers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

what's that then?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

Bespoke bra shop.

Generally attended by ladies with big boobies.

It's the dbroon birthday shop. Getting you out shall be the difficult bit. I'm expecting to have to entice you out with illegal substances and possibly Jane Goldman.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

*flashes*

*steals wallet*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

I really like that coat, it's beautiful!

Crikey, I've just seen the price tag! D:

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

But worth it!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

Oh, every penny, certainly.

But you can almost guarentee that the first time you wear it, some clott will spill red wine all down the front of it...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

Scotchguard?

Minders?

I shall employ dbroon and Dixon to be my minders.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

you can't go wrong with a couple of burly Scots

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Well, one Scot and a Derbyshire skinhead.

I'd have them on leads, but I doubt they'd let me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

In which case

buy it! :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)