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# I’m worried that my cat appears to be developing certain affectations
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(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# The only thing you need to worry about is it drinking all your brandy.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# and then proclaiming it to be a waste of his time
and defecating in your hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# HAHA
if you mix it with port this is ALWAYS the result.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# So that's where it's been going
i thought he favoured the gin
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Did noone tell you?
Cats absolutely hate gin.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Maine Coon or just long hair?
Your cat is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# He's just a Moggy
with ideas above his station :)
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# He's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Well he doesn't like to use the cat flap unless he has to
I suppose he considers it the tradesman's entrance.
He much prefers to to be let in through the window. I think he likes the idea of having his own personal doorman
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I had a cat who did that.
She would also only leave the house by a different window- that being the one at the top of the kitchen wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I'm sure they think the weather will be better outside
if they so out through a different exit
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Cat logic.
I kind of wish cat logic was true.

*shuts eyes*

*disappears*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ^Racist^...


pfft
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I expected the little dear to be blowing bubbles out of that pipe.
'tis lovely nonetheless!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# word up heffster
*does 'cool' hand gestures*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# / embarassed
/ doesn't know any of the cool ones.
How do, Mr Ivesb?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
#
psst...the coolest one is hitting him in the stomach
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# With my brass knuckles?
Ooh! I know that one!

* hits!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *doubles over*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I feel all cool now.
How 'bout you, Ivesb?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *vomits*
*groans weakly*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# i'm ok,
boss is off after today and i've got a school reunion to go to on saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# School reunion? What's it been for you - 10 years?
Going to see what all the other wooden boys have done with their lives?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ummm....
12 years!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# 12?
That's a bit odd. They usually schedule the reunions for big round numbers 'round here. Only they don't typically involve all the gratuitous nudity one finds here.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# well apparntly lots have people have said about doing one,
somebody finally stepped up and organized it!

and i'll be nude in the spirit of b3ta!!

hmmm..
i wonder if should wear a b3ta t-shirt and round up some more souls for rob....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# "round up some more souls"
That sounds... evil.

I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# 'BWAHAHAHAHA!!'
'GIVE ME YOUR SOULS!!'
'what?'
'YES!'
'it was me that broke the window in year 10!'

it's like i can see the future!


(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Your cat's secretly been on b3ta a lot, 's all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Well he does seem to like computers
he usually tries to park himself on the keyboard between me and the monitor
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Yup, sounds like a cat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# i say, kit-e-kat?
who the hell do you think i am?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# meow meow meow meowtherfuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)