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# no!
you fool! you can't make giant cats! are you insane, man? they'll kill us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Don't worry, they will bow entirely to my will.
So long as you're nice to me, you have nothing to fear.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# you have learned how to subjugate cats?
*sits cross-legged on the floor*
teach me, o wise one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Fire. Fire and knives.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ah.
it all sounds so simple when you say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# If they're very disobedient,
flaming knives.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Proof
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# see?
this is just the kind of thing i was talking about!
*storms off in self-righteous hissy strop*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Video that and post it on youtube please.
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# i said STROP, not STRIP
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# oops
my bad.

Video it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# i need all my video
for making homemade pr0n with that authentic grainy look.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# A bonus
that it's moustache week too then.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# the cats that ate plaster of paris!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You can, my colleague has one!
It's fecking huge!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
#
www.tubcat.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Biggar!

I think it's a Cancoon or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I hate the fact that i was expecting to see a cat with orange juice shooting out of its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# You sir, have a twisted mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# it was fine before the internets
well, it was better before the internets, and considerably better before b3ta and encyclodpediadramatica
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Point still stands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# kill it.
now, before it's too late! all it needs to do is eat one or two children and there'd be the most terrible uproar!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# He lives in Basildon!
so it's ok

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# so
giant kitty is the chlorine in basildon's gene pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# You got it!
unfortunately, only in my dreams though.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# we can all dream, can't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)