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# Do you remember the first time you rode a cat?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Yays
It lost weight and turned into a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# ahh yes
back in '92 atop a rather smashing tabby
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i just know that i haven't ridden cats enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# no but i remember when a cat first rode me...
...with his barbed penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i was never small enough for that
or perhaps none of the cats i could find were big enough

my ol' german shepherd however would chase anything you threw, so i'd throw a pinecone or somesuch and grab his collar and leap on, and we'd gallop off into the sunset, or at least the other side of the yard... those were the days, RIP ernie :(


edit: sorry, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I don't, but my mum told me all about it
I was about three years old, and the cat was massive. He didn't seem to mind it at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *Feels left out*
I never have!

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# It's ok, neither have I.
But that will all change when my genetic experiments come to fruition.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# no!
you fool! you can't make giant cats! are you insane, man? they'll kill us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Don't worry, they will bow entirely to my will.
So long as you're nice to me, you have nothing to fear.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# you have learned how to subjugate cats?
*sits cross-legged on the floor*
teach me, o wise one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Fire. Fire and knives.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ah.
it all sounds so simple when you say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# If they're very disobedient,
flaming knives.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Proof
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# see?
this is just the kind of thing i was talking about!
*storms off in self-righteous hissy strop*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Video that and post it on youtube please.
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# i said STROP, not STRIP
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# oops
my bad.

Video it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# i need all my video
for making homemade pr0n with that authentic grainy look.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# A bonus
that it's moustache week too then.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# the cats that ate plaster of paris!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You can, my colleague has one!
It's fecking huge!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
#
www.tubcat.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Biggar!

I think it's a Cancoon or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I hate the fact that i was expecting to see a cat with orange juice shooting out of its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# You sir, have a twisted mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# it was fine before the internets
well, it was better before the internets, and considerably better before b3ta and encyclodpediadramatica
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Point still stands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# kill it.
now, before it's too late! all it needs to do is eat one or two children and there'd be the most terrible uproar!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# He lives in Basildon!
so it's ok

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# so
giant kitty is the chlorine in basildon's gene pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# You got it!
unfortunately, only in my dreams though.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# we can all dream, can't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You should check out the Swaffham Cat Stables:
http://www.swaffham-cats.org.uk/rideacat/index.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# So close.
But no cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hmmm
the fact that this link is red would indicate that i have fallen for it once before.
nice try, chumley!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# good go why do i always fall for that
oh and
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# For goodness sake
Add this to your HOSTS file in windows

127.0.0.1 www.deagostini.co.uk

You'll never be troubled by it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# thank you
finally i can avoid that trap
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# bah
editing the hosts file on a vista machine is an artform in itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Wheeee !
Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I rode my grandparents dog once (actually, a few times)
when I was very ickle. He was one of them big fluffy white moutain doggy things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Samoyed ?
They're bootiful doggies :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I don't know.
MASSIVE fluffy white dogs that knock full grown men over, but are essentially big bags of soppy love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Aww !
Big fluffy dogs are the best !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# my mate
has a japanese akita cross, it's feckin' HOOJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# aww that's great :)

I fell off mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Oooooh !
S'nice !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I just had one of those moments where my music works beautifully with a picture,
and stared at that for several minutes.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# You forgot to start your sentence with an "Ooooh".
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Bugger. I forgot to check my memos.
Sorry everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Oooh! That's class.
Me likes.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Oooo that's cool!
(aka Rohan, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Heh, Giddy up!
Can anyone point me in the direction of a good guide to making animated Gifs. My optimisation skills leave much to be imagined
(aka Rohan, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)