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# A little cock-er-nee for the morning
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Brahms is reminding me of Seasick Steve very much.
Edit- or it could be the other one. Whoever's the guy with the beard.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ooooooo
you're not wrong...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# It was such a promising thread too.
He wanted to talk about merkins calling bums fannys, LOL!!!111!

Edit - Sorry, thought you meant the guy who started a new thread without posting a picture. I'll just shut up and go away.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# There must be a latent half term on somewhere.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# oh YES
I just noticed...nawty nawty
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# :)
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach yer
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I used to love the Python tapes
Incredibley quotable, much to everybodys annoyance.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# as all good comedy is
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# good choice of song
one of my favourites.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Post ironic humour FTW!
*likes*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)