HahaahaEDIT: Yays! Looks like I have an entry in the 'In Brief' page in tomorrows Metro:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:54,
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You can see into the future?!What are tonight's lottery numbers?
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:01,
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4 and tadpole.The bonus ball will be round.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:04,
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*takes out notepad and pen**writes down "round"*
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:05,
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I can give you the results of the Wimbledon men's finals if you want too.It will be called off due to a Cliff Richard infestation.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:08,
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Can I nick that joke?I've been asked to submit some sketches and stuff for a sports comedy programme and I know fuck all about sport.
( Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:12,
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See?I can't even tell what sport that is about.
Is it feetball?
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17,
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yepfootbally comedy is mainly to do with hairdos
www.virginmedia.com/sport/football/galleries/worst-haircuts.php?ssid=1
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20,
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Show me the money!!!Yeah sure.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:16,
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Well Wimbledon isn't for a couple of months after this series finishesand I wouldn't nick jokes anyway. But if I do get any cash from the series, I'll buy you a pint for being kind enough to offer.
( Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17,
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YaysThat makes me a professional gag writer:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20,
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