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# Allow me to vent some frustration:

(dragged along to some bloody chickflick blog)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# butler, you say?
you say?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Pffft!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# why is the butler wanking into his coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Is he... he's not... he is!
He's wanking in Hitler's tea!

EDIT: mop on aisle five!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# and he's pissing in your mind . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# oh dear..
I have an arrangement with my missus, we go to watch an incredibly gory, violent film, and then I have to sit through a RomCom.

My god Love Actually sucks..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# i have a similar one with mrs thor
she hardly watches movies, so i let her watch her soaps and then i get carte blanc watching american series like csi, dexter, etc.. and movies with subtitles.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I watch what the FUCK I want and Mrs Vagabond enjoys it*



*may contain utter, utter lies
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I have a special arrangement
with mine. It's called 'keep the fuck away from the TV and Cable box in my study'. Its for sport.
Cinema? Oh lovely. Here's a tenner for some popcorn. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# do you let her have access to the 14" portable?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# She has access to the
43" Plasma and has no need of me. I never dwell long in the lounge anyway. Besides, We only see each other Friday to Monday. Bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# who's this now, Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# now concentrate Dougal
This Gerard Butler is very small those Gerard Butlers are far away


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# The bloke what yells SPARTA
Only in this one he traded in the beard for a fake Irish accent.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# really?
bloody hell that sounds bad..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# It gets worse
Five minutes into the film he dies but somehow sends romantic letters to Hilary's Wank, and oh god the nosebleed's back...
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# they were airbrushed in 300
to make them stand out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# they brushed his cock?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# that's why it's called grooming
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# i have no idea who gerard butler is
but he sounds like a chinless cunt.
Edit: oh i think he might be the sparta guy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)