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# ^this x 87
presently i am making triple-choc muffins, would anyone like one?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# they have just gone in the oven and will be ready in about 25 minutes.
i'm not sure how well they will translate into the medium of t'internet, but i will see what i can do.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Ooooooh yes please.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I would like two.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# this is greedy
for being greedy, you get none
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I'd be happy with one,
but I thought it was worth a shot.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# me first!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
I was here first!

They're all mine!

Edit: No, that's mean. Cap'n, you can share one with me.
The rest of you GET TO FUCK!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# At least nobody could say you were being mean now.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# \o/
YOU are a NICE PERSON.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# you were here first but that's no reason to be nasty
for shame, jessie. for shame.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I can't help it
we're talking about chocolate muffins!
And I'm not nasty, ask...HER!

*grabs the cap'n*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# She's not, it's true.
She's absolutely lovely.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I'll only agree when I get some muffin.
edit: innuendo not intended
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# noun or verb?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Put me down for the mixed platter.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# WHOAH!
Someone mentions chocolate in front of women!!!

Moths to the flame!!!
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Like men to obvious stereotypes, I assume.
;-)
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# That's right, sister.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Oooh very clever!!!
Damn you!
You can keep yer muffins!
/has no witty retort
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I just noticed we both used the word retort
on the same page... and now I feel a bit of a copy-cat
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Words is words
Use whichever words I have used before,I'm not bothered!
In fact make sure you use the word 'bothered'.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I will not be
bothered to not use retort in this retort . . .
must there be a tort in order to retort ?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i want to yes but im feeling fat :(
how many kb are they?
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# This is the internet
You can eat every muffin ever offered and never gain a single ounce. Except through lack of exercise.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# oh
*wobbles internet belly*
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# yes please
/relurks
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)